Boink'd 

A lame branch off of the lame series "Punk'd" where host, and porn star, Ron Jeremy rapes unsusceptible female celebrities. It usually gets to the point where a policeman fires a shot in Ron's leg, before he actually gets off of the victim and reveals himself. By then he has already blown a few loads to boot. Jeremy ends off the segment by yelling, "You've just got Boink'd" in a clinically depressed fecal-feliac on prozac voice.

Victims have ranged from Dakota Fanning, to Barbara Streisand, to Paris Hilton.

Jenna Jameson enjoyed her stint on Boink'd, and unlike everyone else before her she stayed for more.

Boink'd by Svatos February 10, 2007

National boink day 

Commences on the ninth of June when the Chicos and chicas of the world dedicate their bodies to 24 hours of straight boinking

Hey Claire, who are you boinking on national boink day?

National boink day by Nolensbiggay May 27, 2024

boink the doink 

to give a blow job

Sarah should boink the doink sometimes.

boink the doink by frencherrrr January 25, 2019

pull a d-brink 

wen u stupid as hell and never work and r a wiggga baller

i pull a d-brink wen i cheat on a test and hand in the cheat sheet insted of the test.

pull a d-brink by HOHB November 28, 2007

i never let a d-boy bonk for free. 

Nicki Minaj said this in her rap on the song Roger That (Young Money). A d-boy is a dope boy/drug dealer. And "bonk for free" means have sex with her with no costs. So its like "And I never let a dope boy fuck for free."

I never let a d-boy bonk for free.

i never let a d-boy bonk for free. by bebe9512 July 2, 2010

Doink n boink 

The act of smoking marijuana immediately before having sex, most often used in a casual setting

Guy 1: “hey, how did your tinder date go?”

Guy 2: “good, she came over for the ol doink n boink”

Doink n boink by Jernamus September 1, 2019

Doink and boink 

Netflix and chilling the stoner way. When you invite someone over to smoke a doink and then have pleasant high coitus (boink)
The doink and boink

“Yeah dude I was hanging with Sarah the other day, smoked and hooked up it was dope”

“She came over just for that?”

“Yeah dude forget Netflix and chill, it’s all about the doink and boink”

Doink and boink by Dougtherug October 9, 2019