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A lame branch off of the lame series "Punk'd" where host, and porn star, Ron Jeremy rapes unsusceptible female celebrities. It usually gets to the point where a policeman fires a shot in Ron's leg, before he actually gets off of the victim and reveals himself. By then he has already blown a few loads to boot. Jeremy ends off the segment by yelling, "You've just got Boink'd" in a clinically depressed fecal-feliac on prozac voice.

Victims have ranged from Dakota Fanning, to Barbara Streisand, to Paris Hilton.

Jenna Jameson enjoyed her stint on Boink'd, and unlike everyone else before her she stayed for more.

Boink'd by Svatos February 10, 2007

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National boink day

Commences on the ninth of June when the Chicos and chicas of the world dedicate their bodies to 24 hours of straight boinking

Hey Claire, who are you boinking on national boink day?

National boink day by Nolensbiggay May 27, 2024

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boink the doink

to give a blow job

Sarah should boink the doink sometimes.

boink the doink by frencherrrr January 25, 2019

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pull a d-brink

wen u stupid as hell and never work and r a wiggga baller

i pull a d-brink wen i cheat on a test and hand in the cheat sheet insted of the test.

pull a d-brink by HOHB November 28, 2007

i never let a d-boy bonk for free.

Nicki Minaj said this in her rap on the song Roger That (Young Money). A d-boy is a dope boy/drug dealer. And "bonk for free" means have sex with her with no costs. So its like "And I never let a dope boy fuck for free."

I never let a d-boy bonk for free.

i never let a d-boy bonk for free. by bebe9512 July 2, 2010

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Doink n boink

The act of smoking marijuana immediately before having sex, most often used in a casual setting

Guy 1: “hey, how did your tinder date go?”

Guy 2: “good, she came over for the ol doink n boink”

Doink n boink by Jernamus September 1, 2019

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Doink and boink

Netflix and chilling the stoner way. When you invite someone over to smoke a doink and then have pleasant high coitus (boink)
The doink and boink

“Yeah dude I was hanging with Sarah the other day, smoked and hooked up it was dope”

“She came over just for that?”

“Yeah dude forget Netflix and chill, it’s all about the doink and boink”

Doink and boink by Dougtherug October 9, 2019

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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