Also known as the female
bogan, and commonly reffered to as a
bitch or
skank, however she doesn'
t have quite the qualities of a human being.
She can often be found pushing a pram or a shopping trolley and screaming at her children. "BARRY
DON'T YOU FUCKIN' TOUCH THAT, YOU SHIT! I'LL BELT YOU ONE!" Their shrill voices can be heard a mile away, reminding you of children playing the recorder, painful.
These are the
ugly whores that you just want to strangle, rather than sleep with. It's a wonder that she got pregnant in the first place.
It can be assumed that she digests the equivalient of 40
ash trays per month and lives in a shit apartment where she can watch "footy on the telly, you cunt" until her next welfare payment comes in so that she can afford drugs.
When her Bogan husband comes back, expecting
food, things turn violent and more bogan scum are wiped off the face of Australia.
Thank God for violence.
Boganette: "WHAT THE
FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM BUDDY?"
Human: "I
don't have one"
Boganette: "ARE YOU SAYING I'M A BAD MUM?"
Human: "...
Yes"
Boganette: "OI, YOU!
DON'T YOU FUCKIN' START!"
Human: "Why not?"
Boganette: "I'LL FUCKIN' TAKE YOU TO COURT, YOU CUNT!"
Human: "Oh, the irony, you're on my property."
*At this point, Boganette fetches her husband to beat the shit out of the human*
Once again, justice is served, apparently.
