The first stage of a verbally transmitted disease.
Usually nonfatal and asymptomatic, however, once it progresses to Stage 2 (
Ligma), it is extremely dangerous. Stage 3 (commonly referred to as E-TMA) is incredibly uncommon due to the
Ligma's astronomical fatality rates (
99.87%), and thusly has never been observed in laboratory conditions.
Currently, Bofa has no known cure and can only be treated temporarily by passing it on to another host. This has caused Bofa infection rates to skyrocket in the recent weeks, in what is being referred to as "a verbal pandemic outbreak" of unprecendented scale. Passing Bofa to a new host also causes a surge of dopamine in the original host, promoting further proliferation.
The evolution of Bofa into
Ligma has been shown to be linked to online presence, most often to real-
time videographic streaming specifically. Those individuals involved in videographic streaming are strongly advised not to stream content until the
trigger conditions for Ligmosis are identified and preventative measures are developed.
Also see Sugma, a variant strain of
Ligma on which little
research has been conducted.
Fortnite
Player: Did you hear about Ninja? He was streaming on Twitch when he caught
Ligma and died!
Me, an Intellectual: He must have been an idiot. You can only contract
Ligma if you allow Bofa to go untreated.
Fortnite Player: What's Bofa?
M, an I: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YA MOUF! GOT EEEEMMM
Fortnite Player: *contracts Bofa*
