Abi: How many people have you slept with?
Jack: Well 3 times a week for 7 weeks, about 21 people.
Abi: You bofta.
Jack: Well 3 times a week for 7 weeks, about 21 people.
Abi: You bofta.
by HypixelSkyblockEnjoyer27 May 29, 2023
Get the Bofta mug.The first stage of a verbally transmitted disease.
Usually nonfatal and asymptomatic, however, once it progresses to Stage 2 (Ligma), it is extremely dangerous. Stage 3 (commonly referred to as E-TMA) is incredibly uncommon due to the Ligma's astronomical fatality rates (99.87%), and thusly has never been observed in laboratory conditions.
Currently, Bofa has no known cure and can only be treated temporarily by passing it on to another host. This has caused Bofa infection rates to skyrocket in the recent weeks, in what is being referred to as "a verbal pandemic outbreak" of unprecendented scale. Passing Bofa to a new host also causes a surge of dopamine in the original host, promoting further proliferation.
The evolution of Bofa into Ligma has been shown to be linked to online presence, most often to real-time videographic streaming specifically. Those individuals involved in videographic streaming are strongly advised not to stream content until the trigger conditions for Ligmosis are identified and preventative measures are developed.
Also see Sugma, a variant strain of Ligma on which little research has been conducted.
Usually nonfatal and asymptomatic, however, once it progresses to Stage 2 (Ligma), it is extremely dangerous. Stage 3 (commonly referred to as E-TMA) is incredibly uncommon due to the Ligma's astronomical fatality rates (99.87%), and thusly has never been observed in laboratory conditions.
Currently, Bofa has no known cure and can only be treated temporarily by passing it on to another host. This has caused Bofa infection rates to skyrocket in the recent weeks, in what is being referred to as "a verbal pandemic outbreak" of unprecendented scale. Passing Bofa to a new host also causes a surge of dopamine in the original host, promoting further proliferation.
The evolution of Bofa into Ligma has been shown to be linked to online presence, most often to real-time videographic streaming specifically. Those individuals involved in videographic streaming are strongly advised not to stream content until the trigger conditions for Ligmosis are identified and preventative measures are developed.
Also see Sugma, a variant strain of Ligma on which little research has been conducted.
Fortnite Player: Did you hear about Ninja? He was streaming on Twitch when he caught Ligma and died!
Me, an Intellectual: He must have been an idiot. You can only contract Ligma if you allow Bofa to go untreated.
Fortnite Player: What's Bofa?
M, an I: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YA MOUF! GOT EEEEMMM
Fortnite Player: *contracts Bofa*
Me, an Intellectual: He must have been an idiot. You can only contract Ligma if you allow Bofa to go untreated.
Fortnite Player: What's Bofa?
M, an I: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YA MOUF! GOT EEEEMMM
Fortnite Player: *contracts Bofa*
by Leer Key July 28, 2018
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Sherlockian "**** you he won a bafta!"
Sherlockian "**** you he won a bafta!"
by Olivethebreloom February 14, 2012
Get the BAFTA mug.An award under the British Academy of Film and Television. Highly notable. Martin Freeman is especially fond of his for the role of John Watson in the show Sherlock.
by WolfieKiwi February 10, 2012
Get the BAFTA mug.Boatayy is a hybrid of Boat and a play on the word 'Party' as the Upper class gentlemen around the Wiltshire province of Salisbury, UK, may seemingly pronounce the word Party as 'Partayy', also there love affair of boats in which they attend meetings to talk about Sailing while enjoying a nice Bacardi and Coke, so combining the two words together into "Boatayy" is slang for the Upper Class Gentlemen to go enjoy homosexual activities while Sailing across the Channel to France, Typically heard across the Villages surrounding Salisbury, for example; Downton, Fordingbridge and Woodfalls.
Typical Downton Lad 1: mate i saw those two posh twats going for some Boatayy!
Typical Downton Lad 2: mate! that's my boss, Sir Charles.
Typical Downton Lad 2: mate! that's my boss, Sir Charles.
by bellarmy April 10, 2013
Get the Boatayy mug.The act of putting your friends testicles in your anal cavity and then proceeding to clench your rectum until the testicles are torn off. Afterwards defecate the torn testicles into your friends mouth, he eats it then defecates it again then you eat it again and finally wear the final product as a mouth retainer.
by BreadAcquirer November 7, 2018
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When looking at a girl from the side, her belly sticks out farther than her tits.
When looking at a girl from the side, her belly sticks out farther than her tits.
Yo, that boftt over there makes me want to throw up.
Oprah has a huge boftt!
That girl's boftt makes her look like she's wearing a tire.
Oprah has a huge boftt!
That girl's boftt makes her look like she's wearing a tire.
by packOFwolves January 25, 2009
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