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One that is a tool, or that likes that pipe(8===D)
Has poor hygiene, and does not shower
That beboner smells like shit
That beboner like that pipe
Beboner by Rubbious Haggard 2 January 24, 2009

Boeboner 

What conservative men get when they look at Lauren Boebert, a House of Representatives politician from Colorado. Some might say she is very attractive.
Jim: Did you see that speech by Lauren Boebert?
Hank: Yes, I couldn't pay attention, she gave me a Boeboner.
Boeboner by Thundernut Williamson November 26, 2021

Wanna be boner 

When a penis wants to be a boner but it's owner won't let it because he's in public dancing.
Am I trouble because I gave you a wanna be boner or because ur starting to have feelings for me.
Wanna be boner by Justaguyyouknow October 25, 2011

Bezoner Boner 

A queerish jew, much like justin, who suck ppl known as anthony.
Justin is a bezoner boner.
Bezoner Boner by Warren Espland April 12, 2005

bebonered 

When a girl, intentionally or unintentionally, causes a nearby dude to acquire a boner. It usually happens accidentally when the girl assumes a position that either reveals skin or can be construed as sexual, such as bending over in a low-cut shirt and giving a guy a better view of her breasts, and/or reminding him of doggy style. This can also happen with other positions, sometimes assumed in gymnastics or other activities.

Chicks can also do a variety things intentionally to accomplish the same thing, anything from winking to straight up reaching down a dude's pants.

Also can describe the state of having a boner as a result of one of these occurences.
Courtney dropped some change and bent over to pick it up, giving me a view of her tits, and unwittingly bebonered me, so I sat down to conceal my erection and deal with it accordingly.

My girlfriend whispered in my ear that she was wet, and I became bebonered and remained in that state until after sex.
bebonered by gnar-bars May 29, 2009

begoñer 

obtaining an erection by looking at bigonions
damn i got a begoñer them onions are big
begoñer by robloxdeathsound.mp3 January 31, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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