bebonered 

When a girl, intentionally or unintentionally, causes a nearby dude to acquire a boner. It usually happens accidentally when the girl assumes a position that either reveals skin or can be construed as sexual, such as bending over in a low-cut shirt and giving a guy a better view of her breasts, and/or reminding him of doggy style. This can also happen with other positions, sometimes assumed in gymnastics or other activities.

Chicks can also do a variety things intentionally to accomplish the same thing, anything from winking to straight up reaching down a dude's pants.

Also can describe the state of having a boner as a result of one of these occurences.

Courtney dropped some change and bent over to pick it up, giving me a view of her tits, and unwittingly bebonered me, so I sat down to conceal my erection and deal with it accordingly.

My girlfriend whispered in my ear that she was wet, and I became bebonered and remained in that state until after sex.

bebonered by gnar-bars May 29, 2009

Beutnered 

(Verb)
1. To have public services dismantled and handed over to for-profit privatizing billionaires
2. To get screwed
3. To be lied to

4. To be cheated

Synonym: Monica Garcia'd

Origin, 2018: LAUSD school board secretly abs illegally hires Austin Beutner, who has no experience in education, a to be the superintendent of the Los Angeles Unified School District.

The school board sits on a continued and increasing reserve of over $2 billion, but claims they cannot give teachers a cost of living increase nor change any of the following realities:

1. Schools have nurses only 1 day a week unless they find other money to pay for the other 4 days.

2. Some school counselors have a caseload of over 1,000 students because the LAUSD refuses to hire more counselors.

3. There is no true limit on class size, resulting in class sizes of, for example, 55 in a high school math class and 43 in a sixth grade math class.

4. Most schools do not have full time librarians or school psychologists/ social workers.

5. Charter schools in California do not have to play by the same rules of public schools do. Charter schools can cherry pick their students and they can deny enrollment to students with low test scores. Public schools may not and do not deny enrollment to anyone.

Austin Beutner wants to dismantle and privatize the LAUSD into 32 portfolio districts in order to bust the teachers union so he can hand the schools over to billionaires like Eli Broad to become for-profit schools.

Dude, those billionaires totally Beutnered your school district!

Beutnered by Y4HiHSCx January 18, 2019

bonered up 

(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.

Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.

Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.

bonered up by Mike O December 7, 2005

hot and bonered

A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.

gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."

hot and bonered by and by June 22, 2010

beanered out

to add chrome trim to an otherwise stock vehicle.

to purchase add-on parts that are usually not necessary to acheive a certain "look".

also: adding crome trim to the wheel well of your vehicle.

pancho maxed out his pep boys card and got his camaro "beanered out" whith all sorts of chrome and fuzzy dice.

beanered out by upsetguy February 5, 2010

Beboner

One that is a tool, or that likes that pipe(8===D)
Has poor hygiene, and does not shower

That Beboner likes pipe
That Beboner smells like shit

Beboner by Rubbious Haggard™ January 24, 2009

beanered up 

When a young white women is is being brutally pounded (Sexual Intercoures) by a(n) Illegal Mexican Imorgrant of two or more party's

Ralph :Holy shit Susan did you just get beanered up!?

Susan: I dont want to talk about it :(

beanered up by LingLong8787 July 28, 2009