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Boardwine

A teacher who loves pussy and used to be a rock star. Also a meme.
"Boardwine can suck my cock."
by Jeweebsee October 26, 2016
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Out Boarding

When your girl lifts your penis and motorboats your nuts
Damn that chick straight pushed Lenny's Dick out the way and started out boarding hard
by dingle berry plastics March 30, 2015
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Ghetto Boarding

When it snows in the South in a city like Little Rock or Memphis and you tie a rope onto the back of a vehicle with 4 wheel drive and, and behind it on a trash can lid or other object. Ghetto Boarding is easy to do if you have the proper vehicle. No one in the South knows how to drive in the snow so the roads are wide open for boarding!
"Yo nig look outside! It snowed an entire 2 inches! You know what that means?!?!"
"Ahh yeah we goin ghetto boarding son!"
by ghettorando901 May 12, 2014
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Paddle Boarding

When a man tosses another man's salad while stroking 2 guys penis' from side to side in a rowing motion.
Hey, look at those 3 guys paddle boarding...Man the guy in the middle is sure getting a workout....he must be into cross fit.
by Skin DIver February 6, 2022
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fobr boardies

kids who use the falloutboyrock.com messageboard. they pwn you're face off. they often use words such as: lawlz, o rly?, and p33n.
kid one: d00d i was on the fobr.com boards last night
kid two: srsly? i wish i was cool enough to do that. are you one of those fobr boardies?
kid one: hell yes. i'm just that awesome
by infalliblexxxlove November 3, 2006
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Bean boarding

Similar to water boarding, but with beans. It’s done by forcing someone’s head back and inserting a funnel in their mouth. Then, the funnel is filled with beans, forcing them to eat them all. It’s a very popular torture device.
My uncle was a pow in ww3, and he refused to give any information. That is, until they started bean boarding him.
by Dennisimo Jr. August 9, 2018
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boardinghouse reach

The act of reaching across fellow diners for a dish or platter. A rude action by a person who has no manners and was probably raised in a barn.
Hey buddy! There is no need to reach across the table for the potatoes! We do not tolerate a boardinghouse reach in this house!
by peter gazinya October 4, 2010
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