boardie

Someone who spends a lot (and probably too much) time on message boards.

Example 1: Man, some of those FOBR boardies have over 15000 posts! They need a life!

Example 2: ...but I love those boards so much! The boardies are my friends! (etc, etc...)

boardie by Leah [xclandestinexgirlx] June 1, 2006

boardie

Anyone who spends a lot of time on a Postboard, and thinks they are better than everyone else on it.

Most weezer.com boardies act like they are better than everyone else on the board.

boardie by Robyn July 30, 2003

Card boarded 

Finding no toilet paper after going # 2. Just cardboard rolls.

Dam man, I had to use my boxers to clean myself after getting card boarded.

Card boarded by I have all the answers December 15, 2014

Power Boarder 

A term that started at a Phoenix Arizona skate park used to refer to the young skateboarders that all line up on the top of Bowl to drop in and launch out of the other side.The term Power Boarder is applied to them because of the Power Ranger shirts they don or just by being in the same group as the fan base of that show.Being young,they have no consideration for the people who actually use the lip they are all lined up on,making the bowl useless by those who wish to use the coping.

Seeing the small children drop in without looking for others they might run into the old school skateboarder screamed,"Power Boarder!!" to warn the innocent people skating in their destructive path.

Power Boarder by Ogdemigod April 14, 2009

Out Boarding 

When your girl lifts your penis and motorboats your nuts

Damn that chick straight pushed Lenny's Dick out the way and started out boarding hard

Out Boarding by dingle berry plastics March 30, 2015

bordie 

A person who has borderline personality disorder (BPD).

I am in a relationship with a bordie.

bordie by cyberjoe April 12, 2015

beardier 

having massive amounts of facial hair, collected in an orderly fashion around the cheeks and chin area, in larger portions than anyone else ever.

I am soooo beardier than you. Chuck Norris is way beardier than Micheal McDonald.

beardier by dirt lifter July 22, 2009