9 definitions by Skin DIver

A Conga Line consisting of 6 or more naked Men during a foam party. In the line, the men hold the Penis' of the Man in front of them while singing Country cover songs.
Hey Johnny are you going to CrossFit? I hear they are covering "Friends in Low Places" and "Unanswered Prayers".
Great, I will lube up and get out the wacky noodles, you foam up the Sauna and gather the Guys. Don't forget the Cowboy Hats!!!
by Skin DIver April 8, 2022
Going off road on a bike without a seat but with a 12 inch plus dry seat post only.
Hey Nick, what are you up to today? Mountain Biking...I have About 13 inches on my dry seat post and I think Astroglyde wants to sponsor me. Im a real man!
by Skin DIver April 7, 2022
The Act of caressing a Man's thigh while moving into position for Anal sex on a Bike that costs $2000 or more.
Patrick sure is into Mountain Biking, I bet his ass is sore after all of the anal.
by Skin DIver April 11, 2022
A Guy that goes raw dog on another guy.
That Nick sure is a Skin Diver..Yes, I heard he's "Allergic" To "Latex".
by Skin DIver April 8, 2022
When a man tosses another man's salad while stroking 2 guys penis' from side to side in a rowing motion.
Hey, look at those 3 guys paddle boarding...Man the guy in the middle is sure getting a workout....he must be into cross fit.
by Skin DIver February 6, 2022
Someone who Fucks you up the ass then lies about it.
I went to a Democratic Party Last Night and Boy is my Ass Sore.
by Skin DIver April 9, 2022
Someone who helps you get a low rate Mortgage.
Damn, my Mortgage Broker got me the Patty B Rate...1%.
by Skin DIver August 1, 2022