No words that can possibly describe this super duper damn awesome motherfucking best
player ever that is currently playing for the Toronto Blue Jays. He hit 54 homers in 2010 to blow everyone up. Every
time he's up at the plate, something is gonna happen, either good or bad. He hit motherfucking 31 homers before the All-Star break to break the Blue Jays record in the category and he also has
drew over 7.4 million votes by the fans to the All-Star game which is the fucking most ever by one
player by a lot of margin. This kid is just gonna get better. Watch him take the MVP :)