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practice and philosophy of the burt (all encompassing)

Esoteric Burtism was my guiding light in a sea of degeneracy

burtism by burtinctionburtinction May 14, 2017

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Burtism

A branch of Atheism based upon the belief that human milk keeps spirits away and is the true god of heaven and hell.

I practice Burtism everyday when I milk my fat tits and slather it onto my body to preserve my age and keep that pesky Zozo from my house.

Burtism by Atom Heart April 23, 2021

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Burtism

A word or phrase said by Burt Gummer in the Tremors Franchise.

A few examples of Burtisms are:

1. I feel like I was denied Critical Need to Know Information.

2. I knew it them S.O.B.s are always on the learning curve.

Burtism by Midwestern idiot July 23, 2024

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Buttism

Buttism, a tradition focusing on spiritual development and true nature of booty.

Bob is practicing buttism for the first time. Soon, he will find inner peace from experiencing Alexis Texas booty.

Buttism by BootyDude69 October 3, 2018

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buttism

When a guy is addicted to looking at womens butts

Rohan and Daniel both have buttism they are staring at Lilys ass

buttism by Sexy indian boy December 14, 2016

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bumtism

When a male ejaculates inside their partner's butt because he or she finds it "cleansing."

Those Catholic girls sure enjoy a good bumtism!

bumtism by meow612 September 30, 2010

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burisma

Burisma, or a burisma, is when a person gums cocaine off the anus of another person. First popularized by Hunter Biden in the 2010s.

"Chelsea has been hanging out with Hunter too much; she gave me a burisma last night."

burisma by mr.manners May 20, 2022

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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