by burtinctionburtinction May 15, 2017
A branch of Atheism based upon the belief that human milk keeps spirits away and is the true god of heaven and hell.
I practice Burtism everyday when I milk my fat tits and slather it onto my body to preserve my age and keep that pesky Zozo from my house.
by Atom Heart April 23, 2021
A few examples of Burtisms are:
1. I feel like I was denied Critical Need to Know Information.
2. I knew it them S.O.B.s are always on the learning curve.
1. I feel like I was denied Critical Need to Know Information.
2. I knew it them S.O.B.s are always on the learning curve.
by Midwestern idiot July 23, 2024