Blumptie

The Act of giving a girl head whilst she is taking a shit.

I got a nice mudslide on my chest when I was giving Kennedy
a blumptie

Blumpty

A multi pleasure activity where a man recieves a blow job while taking a shit.

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

A multi pleasure activity where a man recieves a rim-job while taking a piss.

1: Man, I was just taking a piss when this girl stuck her tongue up my arse.
2: Was it good?
1: It was damn good.
2: Reverse blumpty man, that's what I'm talking about.

by Pimp-Master J August 30, 2008

Shazney didn't allow the fact that she was heavily pregnant stop her having a good old humpty blumpty.

by Cherenkov June 13, 2007

A guy is doing and upper decker while a woman is shitting and blowing him.

The couple were so upset at the party, so they did a blumpty dumpty to show their appreciation.

by TexMexMariner November 28, 2014