Blumptie

The Act of giving a girl head whilst she is taking a shit.

I got a nice mudslide on my chest when I was giving Kennedy
a blumptie

by Luke thighwalker the thirdw June 8, 2009

Blumpting

Sending text messages whilest sitting on the toilet.

Present tense:
My friend prefers me blumpting to calling him while I grunt out a deuce.

Past tense:
I blumpted my buddy when the stall was out of toilet paper.

by y0m4m4 October 13, 2008

blumpie

to get a blowjob while taking a shit

that girl was a freak, she even game me a blumpie this morning

by browntown September 19, 2005

blumpie

receiving oral sex while defacating on the toilet

that broad i brought home from the club gave me a blumpie last night.

by jedi-one February 24, 2003

Blumptendo

Getting a blowjob while playing a videogame of any kind.

I was getting this Blumptendo while online lastnight. I swear to god, just as I came, I no-scoped this noob halfway across the map.

by ClusterChuck October 13, 2011

blumpie

Combining two enjoyable past times. Taking a crap in the shitter while your loved one (read skanky hobag here) sucks down some baby batter.

Whew! I never thought a blumpie could be so satisfying for you honey. Next time I'll eat corn!

by Shep August 15, 2003

a blumpie

invented by Gene Simmons of the rock band Kiss , when one recieves fellatio while dropping a duece

that dirty gave me a blumpie last night

by Colt45MaltLikka May 28, 2006