Blumpkin Spiced Latte 

Blumpkin spiced latte; n. When one partner drinks a spiced latte and then proceeds to have a bowel movement in the bathroom of a Starbucks whilst receiving a hummer.

Charley received a blumpkin spiced latte on a cold November day.

Blumpkin Spiced Latte by GroupText303 January 9, 2015

Blumpkin Spiced Latte 

its just like a normal Blumpkin (a man receiving oral sex whilst on the toilet having a poo) but the man has diarrhea

after eating to many spicy curries john had to run to the toilet when his girlfriend came into the bathroom and gave him a Blumpkin spiced latte

Blumpkin Spiced Latte by Mr FIibble February 13, 2024

Blumpkin Spice Latte 

--noun
1. An act or instance of receiving a blumpkin while in a Starbucks bathroom.

--adjective
1. immediate disgust described upon accidentally tasting a Pumpkin Spice Latte.

"Fall is my favorite season because all the girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants are ready to give Blumpkin Spice Lattes!"

alternate:
"Uh! My order is wrong and I'm going to puke-- this is Blumpkin Spice Latte!"

Blumpkin Spice Latte by RachRiot September 22, 2014

Blumpkin spice latte 

When a guy gives a girl a blumpkin ( oral sex while pooping)

OMG! Todd gave me the best blumpkin spice latte last night!

Blumpkin spice latte by Boney Montana January 25, 2021

Blumpkin spice latte 

noun: a blumpkin administered on a delightfully autumnal day.

The leaves were falling, Taylor Swift was playing, and she gave me a blumpkin spice latte.

Blumpkin spice latte by JohnCaleLovesYou September 3, 2023

Blumpkin spice latte 

When you shit your pants in the Starbucks drive thru and your girl is giving you a blow job while you order her a pumpkin spice latte.

Can I get a blumpkin spice latte please with extra whipped cream

Blumpkin spice latte by Touchedbythetismgurl May 6, 2025

blumkin spice latte

When you get a blumkin and the "stuff" comes out and she drinks it.

He had me a blumkin spice latte last night it was great!

blumkin spice latte by Brian and Conor December 24, 2015