Blumpkin Spiced Latte

Blumpkin spiced latte; n. When one partner drinks a spiced latte and then proceeds to have a bowel movement in the bathroom of a Starbucks whilst receiving a hummer.

Charley received a blumpkin spiced latte on a cold November day.

Blumpkin Spiced Latte by GroupText303 January 9, 2015

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Blumpkin Spiced Latte

its just like a normal Blumpkin (a man receiving oral sex whilst on the toilet having a poo) but the man has diarrhea

after eating to many spicy curries john had to run to the toilet when his girlfriend came into the bathroom and gave him a Blumpkin spiced latte

Blumpkin Spiced Latte by Mr FIibble February 13, 2024

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Blumpkin Spice Latte

--noun
1. An act or instance of receiving a blumpkin while in a Starbucks bathroom.

--adjective
1. immediate disgust described upon accidentally tasting a Pumpkin Spice Latte.

"Fall is my favorite season because all the girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants are ready to give Blumpkin Spice Lattes!"

alternate:
"Uh! My order is wrong and I'm going to puke-- this is Blumpkin Spice Latte!"

Blumpkin Spice Latte by RachRiot September 22, 2014