Offspring Break

A much needed break from your children. A week or more of recess from the drudgery of parenting, usually provided by grandparents or any sucker willing to take your kids.

Mimi is taking the kids to Six Flags first week of July! Offspring Break 2011! Holla!

by RachRiot July 18, 2011

Blumpkin Spice Latte

--noun
1. An act or instance of receiving a blumpkin while in a Starbucks bathroom.

--adjective
1. immediate disgust described upon accidentally tasting a Pumpkin Spice Latte.

"Fall is my favorite season because all the girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants are ready to give Blumpkin Spice Lattes!"

alternate:
"Uh! My order is wrong and I'm going to puke-- this is Blumpkin Spice Latte!"

by RachRiot September 22, 2014

vacation whore

A person desperate for vacation who will accompany you on any trip, anytime, anywhere. Always seeking adventure and escape, this person can be packed and ready in 10 minutes flat.

"Hello?"
"Hey- New Orleans on Friday." "You in?"
"Hells yes!" "Vacation whore is always in."

by RachRiot January 14, 2012