Definitions by JohnCaleLovesYou

Blumpkin spice latte 

noun: a blumpkin administered on a delightfully autumnal day.

The leaves were falling, Taylor Swift was playing, and she gave me a blumpkin spice latte.

Blumpkin spice latte by JohnCaleLovesYou September 3, 2023

Mountain Man Breakfast 

When you wake up in the mountains and swallow cum first thing in the morning.

These pancakes look dank but I really need a Mountain Man Breakfast right now.

Mountain Man Breakfast by JohnCaleLovesYou October 16, 2021