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Blumpkin spice latte

noun: a blumpkin administered on a delightfully autumnal day.

The leaves were falling, Taylor Swift was playing, and she gave me a blumpkin spice latte.

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When you wake up in the mountains and swallow cum first thing in the morning.

These pancakes look dank but I really need a Mountain Man Breakfast right now.

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