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When you’re kind of friends with a coworker, but won’t classify them as one or the other because of your fear of commitment.
Jacob took his Friendoworker out for pizza on their lunch break today for a meeting with “benefits”.
by KRiver September 26, 2019
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Get the Blumpcan mug.The act inserting leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, into your partners vagina during her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on the front of a beat up '76 Chevy truck.
by KRiver January 8, 2017
Get the Rusty Snowplow mug.An embarrassing maneuver that can happen when your parents make you go to a Labor Day BBQ at your uncle Jimmys doublewide complex in “the country”, your cousins convince you to try a backflip on their $189 Sams Club trampoline, Resulting in a upside down faceplant so hard that your spine curves up like a scorpions tail and your heels hit you in the back of the head.
by KRiver September 4, 2019
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Jacob was feeling lonely on Valentine’s Day, so he went downtown around midnight to do some “Thrift Shopping”.
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Get the Thrift Shopping mug.Wrestling term, basically a Full Nelson except the individual performing the move also inserts their dick inside the anus of the recipient. Creating a 3 point hold that’s impossible to break free from.
by KRiver September 16, 2018
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