KRiver's definitions

newborn kitten

When you ejaculate on your partners eyes while he or she is sleeping, causing their eyes to be crusted shut in the morning. Resembling a newborn kitten, confused and lost in a new, terrifying world.

"I was late for work today because Chad gave me a Newborn Kitten last night."

by KRiver February 6, 2015

Rusty Snowplow

The act inserting leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, into your partners vagina during her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on the front of a beat up '76 Chevy truck.

After a drunken Easter dinner at my moms house, John gave me a Rusty Snowplow.

by KRiver January 8, 2017

Rusty Snowplow

The act of taking the leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, and inserting them into your partners vagina while she is on her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on a beat up '76 Chevy truck....

After my uncle tried to fight my sister at my moms Easter dinner party, John gave me Rusty Snowplow.

by KRiver January 8, 2017

Chuff Lock

Wrestling term, basically a Full Nelson except the individual performing the move also inserts their dick inside the anus of the recipient. Creating a 3 point hold that’s impossible to break free from.

Today in gym class, Coach Dawson put me in a Chuff Lock....

by KRiver September 16, 2018

Suck It.

An informal greeting or goodbye, similar to, “Aloha”.

Today Dawson told me to, Suck It. after happy hour.

by KRiver September 28, 2018

Friendoworker

When you’re kind of friends with a coworker, but won’t classify them as one or the other because of your fear of commitment.

Jacob took his Friendoworker out for pizza on their lunch break today for a meeting with “benefits”.

by KRiver September 26, 2019

Blumpcan

When an individual consumes a canned alcoholic beverage while utilizing a private or public toilet.

Brian’s girlfriend wouldn’t give him a Blumpkin, so, Brian had a Blumpcan instead.

by KRiver August 14, 2019