KRiver's definitions

Scorpoline

An embarrassing maneuver that can happen when your parents make you go to a Labor Day BBQ at your uncle Jimmys doublewide complex in “the country”, your cousins convince you to try a backflip on their $189 Sams Club trampoline, Resulting in a upside down faceplant so hard that your spine curves up like a scorpions tail and your heels hit you in the back of the head.

Keep and eye on the grill, Chuck, that city kid just went full Scorpoline.

by KRiver September 4, 2019

Rusty Snowplow

The act inserting leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, into your partners vagina during her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on the front of a beat up '76 Chevy truck.

After a drunken Easter dinner at my moms house, John gave me a Rusty Snowplow.

by KRiver January 8, 2017

Blumpcan

When an individual consumes a canned alcoholic beverage while utilizing a private or public toilet.

Brian’s girlfriend wouldn’t give him a Blumpkin, so, Brian had a Blumpcan instead.

by KRiver August 14, 2019

Chuff Lock

Wrestling term, basically a Full Nelson except the individual performing the move also inserts their dick inside the anus of the recipient. Creating a 3 point hold that’s impossible to break free from.

Today in gym class, Coach Dawson put me in a Chuff Lock....

by KRiver September 16, 2018

Rusty Snowplow

The act of taking the leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, and inserting them into your partners vagina while she is on her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on a beat up '76 Chevy truck....

After my uncle tried to fight my sister at my moms Easter dinner party, John gave me Rusty Snowplow.

by KRiver January 8, 2017

Friendoworker

When you’re kind of friends with a coworker, but won’t classify them as one or the other because of your fear of commitment.

Jacob took his Friendoworker out for pizza on their lunch break today for a meeting with “benefits”.

by KRiver September 26, 2019

Reverse Hitler

A vengeful sexual maneuver where you find out your partner is sympathetic toward people of the Jewish religion or descent, so to get even, you "go dry" into their Butthole, proceeding to ejaculate into their Rectum to create 6 million fleeting lives in a gas chamber.

Last night, Audriana said she wasn't gonna eat the Pork Loin I smoked. So after she finished her Bagel, I made her watch American History X, then I gave her a Reverse Hitler!

by KRiver March 8, 2017