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A doubtful issue, comment, or action. A thing or person with which you don't want to be personally associated. The state or condition of being blummified. salmagundi fubsy
I cannot agree with the sort of blummis you're putting out, Mr. Bush!

More of the same, Bushie-baby? Non, merci, as for me, I'd rather blummis.

The bowl of blummis they served him was neither appropriately hot nor was it coated with the goose-fat one traditionally expects.

I saw him and his eyes were blummis with drug droopies.
blummis by Terebinth P. Lumquat January 30, 2007
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a blummis is a portmanteau word which can have many meanings like aloha in Hawaiian or shalom in Hebrew. It is a placeholder when you can't think of the mot juste, as in "what's that thing? you know, the, the, the blummis on the end of the whoojeewocker?"

Or it can be a reminder of the alphabet like, "you know, B, B as in Blummis"

Or a part of your anatomy, "Keep your hands off my blummis!"

Or a verb that can be used in mixed company, "Let's go somewhere and blummis, darling."
Kiss my blummis.
I gotta blummis.
blummis by Irene Kastoflajjer July 9, 2006
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Blumpiss 

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump (blump) and surprising the person blowing you by taking a Piss in their mouth.
I was getting a great blump (blow job during a dump) after the bar and instead of blowing my load I took a piss in their mouth and created a blumpiss!
Blump blumpkin blumpkin backfire
Blumpiss by jayklaw May 18, 2016
Noun - Bummish is the universal language spoken and understood only by the homeless. While the origins are unknown, Bummish is believed to have been influenced from Classical Greek and Latin and evolved due to elisions of the ablative forms of both these languages.
The man over there is speaking a similar language to Bummish, he is probably homeless.

Nick and Perry have studied Bummish so long they are able to freely converse with homeless people and not get attacked.
Bummish by Louis Gilbert December 10, 2009
Mild swear word similar to, but not as strong as, bloody.
It's blummin hot here, isn't it?
blummin by MadMcNab November 18, 2013
1. something that bums you out or annoys you

2. dressing like a hobo or bum (for either gender it usually refers to wearing just sweats and a tshirt and for girls it also means no makeup and wearing your hair in a messy ponytail)
"Dude, it's bummish that you can't go to the party on Friday."

or

"I'm going to be looking bummish today because I was too lazy to find nicer clothes."
bummish by KP03 August 12, 2009
A social disease that causes the infected person to be lazy, trifling, exhibit poor hygiene and as a result they are broke and tend to be okay with it
broke bum lazy trifling broke bummism
bummism by 50shadesofjah October 3, 2013
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