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Blueshit

A more superior form of bullshit that pertains to law enforcement. Law Enforcement Officers have to be excellent bullshitters, so they learn how to "blueshit" in the police academy. "Blueshit" is more thought out, truthful, and superior form of bullshit.

Blueshit is a synonym for pigshit.
Rick Scott getting rid of the Florida Retirement system is blueshit!
by Blue Marksman April 28, 2011
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Blueshift

The moment in time when you put a car between it's 4th and 5th gears, in order to gain access to the "Blueshift Dimension". Term coined by James Willems
Adam: "I can't catch him!"
Lawrence: "Don't do it, it's too dangerous!"
Adam: "This is for you, little bro!"
*Goes into Blueshift*
Lawrence: "Brother nooo!"
by EarthCuck February 16, 2018
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blueshirted

A slang term for a bleeding asshole after rough anal sex. Named after customer service staff experiences at the overpriced electronics store Best Buy that is currently being wiped out by Amazon.
Hey Skyler that last round of assfucking has me blueshirted.

Shit !!! Don't get it on the sofa. Here have a tampon.
by majortomsmodem September 29, 2013
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Blue Shit

An alcoholic beverage consisting of grain alcohol, sugar syrup, and blue raspberry flavoring. Can cause intoxication to "sneak up on you" due to the high amount of sugar increasing the alcohol's effect.
Yo'. That blue shit tasted like juice but I was so drunk when I tried to stand up, I fell on my ass.
by mj wright April 15, 2007
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Blueshipper

Goyim that are brainwashed by the jews and democrats consuming anything supporting leftist ideologies. They are the absolute plague to humanity by advocating peak degeneracy.
All the soyboys with low testosterone are blueshippers.
by Red Undead August 2, 2020
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bluesuiter

one who currently is or formerly served in the US Air Force.
Army Joe: "Man all the bluesuiters got it easy with a mile and a half run for the PT test"
by JosHeart April 19, 2008
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blue shit

Clearly being the worst of the worst. Not only is it bad, but it is distinguishable amoung other shit for being so bad.
Tomb Raider is the Blue Shit of bad movies.
by NW at UofR April 1, 2007
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