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Blueshit 

A more superior form of bullshit that pertains to law enforcement. Law Enforcement Officers have to be excellent bullshitters, so they learn how to "blueshit" in the police academy. "Blueshit" is more thought out, truthful, and superior form of bullshit.

Blueshit is a synonym for pigshit.
Rick Scott getting rid of the Florida Retirement system is blueshit!
Blueshit by Blue Marksman April 28, 2011
Words you can keep
The moment in time when you put a car between it's 4th and 5th gears, in order to gain access to the "Blueshift Dimension". Term coined by James Willems
Adam: "I can't catch him!"
Lawrence: "Don't do it, it's too dangerous!"
Adam: "This is for you, little bro!"
*Goes into Blueshift*
Lawrence: "Brother nooo!"
Blueshift by EarthCuck February 16, 2018

blueshirted 

A slang term for a bleeding asshole after rough anal sex. Named after customer service staff experiences at the overpriced electronics store Best Buy that is currently being wiped out by Amazon.
Hey Skyler that last round of assfucking has me blueshirted.

Shit !!! Don't get it on the sofa. Here have a tampon.
blueshirted by majortomsmodem September 29, 2013

Blue Shit 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of grain alcohol, sugar syrup, and blue raspberry flavoring. Can cause intoxication to "sneak up on you" due to the high amount of sugar increasing the alcohol's effect.
Yo'. That blue shit tasted like juice but I was so drunk when I tried to stand up, I fell on my ass.
Blue Shit by mj wright April 15, 2007

Blueshipper 

Goyim that are brainwashed by the jews and democrats consuming anything supporting leftist ideologies. They are the absolute plague to humanity by advocating peak degeneracy.
All the soyboys with low testosterone are blueshippers.
Blueshipper by Red Undead August 2, 2020

bluesuiter 

one who currently is or formerly served in the US Air Force.
Army Joe: "Man all the bluesuiters got it easy with a mile and a half run for the PT test"
bluesuiter by JosHeart April 19, 2008

blue shit 

Clearly being the worst of the worst. Not only is it bad, but it is distinguishable amoung other shit for being so bad.
Tomb Raider is the Blue Shit of bad movies.
blue shit by NW at UofR April 1, 2007
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