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blueshirted

A slang term for a bleeding asshole after rough anal sex. Named after customer service staff experiences at the overpriced electronics store Best Buy that is currently being wiped out by Amazon.
Hey Skyler that last round of assfucking has me blueshirted.

Shit !!! Don't get it on the sofa. Here have a tampon.
by majortomsmodem September 29, 2013
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Blueshirts

Those dirty blueshirts
by Gr13f3r May 30, 2025
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