Bluenis 

The opposite of blue balls. Refers to the shaft and head of a mans penis as the color blue

“I wish I had a Bluenis

Bluenis by ToxicDuck October 6, 2020

bluelisting 

aggressive online efforts, usually by mobs via social media, to harm the employment/career/livelihood of a person, esp. when said harm is motivated by ideology, outrage, or both.

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see also: rulebombing, fire alarming

Amy: Did you see the insensitive rant that Joe posted on his blog?

Bob: Yeah. I've already sent it to HuffPo and Gawker. Hopefully we can post up where he works for everyone to see.

Amy: Woah, you're running a bluelisting campaign? I was just asking if you'd seen it. Jesus christ, Bob.

bluelisting by PaleBlueYacht May 12, 2013

bluenoser 

A person from Nova Scotia. Contrary to popular belief, the schooner Bluenose was named after the people of Nova Scotia, not vice-versa. The term has been in use since at least the late 18th-century.

...I just got back from a weekend in Halifax. Man, those Bluenosers like to drink!

bluenoser by fernguts November 18, 2009

Bluenited States 

The blue states (the west coast and northeast/upper midwest), which are anything but United with the red states of Jesuslandia.

The Bluenited States are not United with the Red States.

Bluenited States by Author June 29, 2006

Bluelist 

(blue,list) Bluelisted V. To recommend a travel experience.
N. A recommended travel experience or a recommended place to visit.

V: I would bluelist that restuarant. It is the best pizza place in San Francisco.
N: Boboli Gardens is totally on my bluelist of best gardens in the world.

Bluelist by Michaela Klink August 18, 2006

bluenose 

According to Webster's Dictionary:

n.- one who attempts to impose his or her
moral code upon others.

In other words: A purtianical person who
tries to dominate your way of life by forcing
THEIR way of life down your throat.

An aggressive prude that engages in censorship,
behaves like a puritain, and condemns you as
if they were a religious zealot because they
are acting like so full of pride when they are
really full of shit.

Some bluenoses get TOO aggressive in their
idea in censorship. They need to get 21st
century and get laid.

bluenose by CDSmith1967 April 18, 2006

bluenose certificate 

A certificate obtained by sailors who pass northwards over the Arctic Circle which (at present, 2010) is located at about latitude 66° 33′ 39″N.

This is similar but not identical to the Crossing The Line certificate which is issued to sailors who pass over the Equator (latitude 0°)

My Bluenose Certificate reads
"All Sailors, wherever ye and whoever ye may be, Greetings.
Know all ye by these presents that Jack Tickler did on the 19 July 1971, appear in the northernmost reaches of my realm, bound for the dark and frosty wastes of the land of the midnight sun and did with our royal consent enter this dread region by crossing the arctic circle by virtue whereof i, neptunus rex, ruler of the raging main do hereby declare him to be a loyal and trusty salt-lined and brine-encrusted bluenose and do call upon all Icebergs, Sea Lions. Narwhals, Polar Bears, Whales, Mermaides and other creatures of the Frigid North to show him due deference and respect.
Disobey under pain of Our Royal Displeasure

Neptunus Rex (Ruler Of The Main)
Aurora Borealis (Queen Of His Pallid Polar Regions)"

bluenose certificate by blueliner January 27, 2010