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when you're playing tennis and it's fourty love and your pendulum swingers droop out of your shorts and you go up for a serve and accidentally give them a whack.
By-George, is that your bleenis?
Stop sucking ma bleenis!
bleenis by Daniel Yeomans July 13, 2003
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Bleening 

The act of greening out and blacking out at the same time.
That nigga is bleening on the couch.
Bleening by 702Shmacked June 5, 2019
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the best human possible best girl possible and best companion possible. they are either very beautiful or very beautiful its one of those two. so fashionable and even when they dress casual they still look amazing. if u get one keep her cause a beenish is a rare blessing. people named beenish are just the best simple as that
this beenish is all you'll need
beenish by the beenish lover March 9, 2021
the cutest sexiest girl ever. she classy in the streets but freaky in the sheets. they lute cute in glasses but for some reason prefer contact lenses smh. if the world was made of beenish's the world would be a better place. sadly not everyone is a beenish only a select few can have one. if u have a beenish go play the lotto cause you are a lucky man.
this beenish's be flawless
beenish by the beenish lover February 18, 2021
An idiot.
A moron.
A dumbass.

Need I say more?

Comes from the italian kid that lived next door to me years ago.
You bweenis, that was my beer!
bweenis by Earl June 10, 2004
1. Like a penis, only hollow, made out of paper and full of angry bees, wasps or hornets, and not naturally attached to a human body.

2. A regular penis ravaged by bees.
"So Mary went to the bathroom with the guy, only to run out screaming moments later. Turns out he had a beenis!"
beenis by Raem September 28, 2006
The tender area between the balls and the penis.
Man 1: "Hey man, what did that guy steal?"
Man 2: "Not sure. He won't tell us."
Man 1: "Have you squeezed his beenis?"
Man 2: "No I haven't. Brb."
Man 1: "Wow. Squoze his beenis hard and he squealed all the info."
Man 2: "Nice!"
Man 1: "High five!"
Man 2: "Ya no. Wash your hands first. You just grabbed another mans beenis."
Beenis by Stevie Boo Boo April 8, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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