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Blurfist 

Verb. For one who performs an intense and vicious masturbation session that the hand moves so quickly it becomes blurry to the untrained eye.
Pete was blurfisting last night in preparation for FistFest so vigorously that he broke his dick.
Blurfist by mini man May 11, 2009
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bluelisting 

aggressive online efforts, usually by mobs via social media, to harm the employment/career/livelihood of a person, esp. when said harm is motivated by ideology, outrage, or both.

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see also: rulebombing, fire alarming
Amy: Did you see the insensitive rant that Joe posted on his blog?

Bob: Yeah. I've already sent it to HuffPo and Gawker. Hopefully we can post up where he works for everyone to see.

Amy: Woah, you're running a bluelisting campaign? I was just asking if you'd seen it. Jesus christ, Bob.
bluelisting by PaleBlueYacht May 12, 2013

Bluelist 

(blue,list) Bluelisted V. To recommend a travel experience.
N. A recommended travel experience or a recommended place to visit.
V: I would bluelist that restuarant. It is the best pizza place in San Francisco.
N: Boboli Gardens is totally on my bluelist of best gardens in the world.
Bluelist by Michaela Klink August 18, 2006

Bluefish Hug 

Technique used to hold a fiesty, toothy snapping bluefish against one's body in order to get the hook from it's mouth.
Be careful trying to unhook that bluefish from your line, use the bluefish hug to keep him calm.

Bluefish 

When a female has not had any sexual intercourse with another person, animal or object, in the last 30days. Her vagina is now bluefish. ie. blueballs.
Susan is suffering from Bluefish, and needs something hard now, to satisfy her sexual urging.
Bluefish by Dr. roosternu August 5, 2009

bluefish 

A female prostitute who comes from or appears to come from a good family or wealth. Its a play on blue blood.
Hey look at that prostitute, she comes from a rich family but she chose to be a bluefish.
bluefish by grimmdameance June 8, 2009