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screaming shits

When you have the absolutely worst case of diarrhea that you feel like
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.
When you drink too many glasses of milk or some lowdown bastard spikes your food
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.
by CDSmith1967 March 6, 2019
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rotten-egg fart

A really REALLY bad smeeling fart that
contains a HUGE amount of hydrogen
sulfide, contained in the familiar and
noxious odor of the proteins breaking
down from bacterial growth within...
you guessed it, a rotting egg.

And boy! those are straight up nasty.
*POOOOT!*

Get the Air-Wick! This mother-fucker
just laid a rotten-egg fart in here!
by CDSmith1967 January 22, 2006
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Bronx cheer

A sign of contempt, usually when you
stick your tongue between your lips,
and you blow though them, resulting
in a loud, blubbering, and flatulent
noise. Also called a raspberry
(definitions 2 and 3).
My coworker from my old job was
such a loser. I said to my friend
online that he deserves a loud,
rousing good cheer...

... a Bronx cheer.
by CDSmith1967 January 18, 2006
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Pregnant Fetish

The scientific name of the subject is maeiusophilia;
however, the previous author is on the money on the definition:

Some guys (and some girls!) get turned on at the
sight of a pregnant woman.
When I saw the girl next door was 8 months pregnant,
I had suddenly gotten one helluva boner!

Who knew that I was a maeiusophile...
... a pregnant fetish-kind of guy?
by CDSmith1967 December 18, 2005
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cut the cheese

To pass gas, or to fart.

The term was originated when someone sliced
into a new wheel of cheese, but most likely
a brick of Limburger cheese... which stinks
terribly despite it being fresh cheese.

(If you HAD smelled Limburger cheese before,
you know what I'm talking about!)
Daryl: Aww man! WHOOO!!! Who cut the cheese?!

Michelle: Owen, man, get outta here, you funky bastard!

Owen: Hey, I didn't fart! Damn it, I didn't!!

LATER...

Daryl: What's that smell...?

Michelle: (looking innocent) I don't know.

Daryl: Oh! Oooo!! Girl, you got the car all
stanky! Roll down those windows, you lyin' ho!
by CDSmith1967 January 18, 2006
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fart

(noun)- the emmission of gases for the anus, produced
by the breakdown of starches, sugars,and protein in
the large intestine.

(verd)- to release said gases violently with either a
loud, blubbering noise, a soft purr, a short, loud blast,
or a silent whoosh. However, said gases may have different
olfactory factors ranging from the scent from a paper
mill to that of rotting cabbage.
Never fart in ANY enclosed places.
That would be considered torture in
anyone's book, even the Geneva Convention
would not condone it.

"Awww... MAN!!! Smells like rotten
Easter eggs getting a perm!" - From Mighty Max
by CDSmith1967 October 15, 2006
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You're dead where you stand!

This where being in deep trouble is unheard of, and goes beyond in deep shit. You might as well face it... doomed is putting it mildly. You are in SO deep in woe, you can only pray for death.

And both Mr. Mertle from "The Sandlot" and Sans from Undertale said it.
A scene from the Sandlot after Scotty Smalls explains about why he borrowed his

stepfather's autographed Babe Ruth baseball----

Mr. Mertle: I take it back. You're not in trouble. You're dead where you stand!

Can you say Oh shit?
by CDSmith1967 February 20, 2017
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