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When someone or a group of people (usually in a working environment)
try to tell you how you are supposed to do YOUR job when
they are incapable of doing your job, especially THEY feel
the need to dish out some oppression to those who are
declassé in their own opinion, or doing it for shits and
giggles just to make misery. Even worse when a
one trick pony wage slave acts like a
big headed twat toward anyone who pushes a broom
or mops the floor.
Culminates into too many chiefs and not enough Indians
helping to make one's fuck up into a Fuck Up of the First Order
while being in total denial of doing so.
try to tell you how you are supposed to do YOUR job when
they are incapable of doing your job, especially THEY feel
the need to dish out some oppression to those who are
declassé in their own opinion, or doing it for shits and
giggles just to make misery. Even worse when a
one trick pony wage slave acts like a
big headed twat toward anyone who pushes a broom
or mops the floor.
Culminates into too many chiefs and not enough Indians
helping to make one's fuck up into a Fuck Up of the First Order
while being in total denial of doing so.
When too many cooks spoil the broth, only a lot of blame is served.
And knowing some folks, they don't want that portion.
And knowing some folks, they don't want that portion.
by CDSmith1967 February 12, 2013
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1. a servant, loser, or lackey, to heap abuse on for any mistakes or failures he or she makes.
2. Status for someone who deserves the beatdown heaped on for
stupid shit they did or stupid shit they said.
1. a servant, loser, or lackey, to heap abuse on for any mistakes or failures he or she makes.
2. Status for someone who deserves the beatdown heaped on for
stupid shit they did or stupid shit they said.
Example #1- You stupid fuckin' slap monkey! For that, you earned this ass-beating, motherfucker!!!
Example #2- You punk ass bitch... your status just dropped to the level of a slap monkey.
Now, get ready for a relentless but well-deserved beatdown.
Example #2- You punk ass bitch... your status just dropped to the level of a slap monkey.
Now, get ready for a relentless but well-deserved beatdown.
by CDSmith1967 June 30, 2008
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n.- one who attempts to impose his or her
moral code upon others.
In other words: A purtianical person who
tries to dominate your way of life by forcing
THEIR way of life down your throat.
An aggressive prude that engages in censorship,
behaves like a puritain, and condemns you as
if they were a religious zealot because they
are acting like so full of pride when they are
really full of shit.
n.- one who attempts to impose his or her
moral code upon others.
In other words: A purtianical person who
tries to dominate your way of life by forcing
THEIR way of life down your throat.
An aggressive prude that engages in censorship,
behaves like a puritain, and condemns you as
if they were a religious zealot because they
are acting like so full of pride when they are
really full of shit.
Some bluenoses get TOO aggressive in their
idea in censorship. They need to get 21st
century and get laid.
idea in censorship. They need to get 21st
century and get laid.
by CDSmith1967 April 18, 2006
Get the bluenose mug.This where being in deep trouble is unheard of, and goes beyond in deep shit. You might as well face it... doomed is putting it mildly. You are in SO deep in woe, you can only pray for death.
And both Mr. Mertle from "The Sandlot" and Sans from Undertale said it.
And both Mr. Mertle from "The Sandlot" and Sans from Undertale said it.
A scene from the Sandlot after Scotty Smalls explains about why he borrowed his
stepfather's autographed Babe Ruth baseball----
Mr. Mertle: I take it back. You're not in trouble. You're dead where you stand!
Can you say Oh shit?
stepfather's autographed Babe Ruth baseball----
Mr. Mertle: I take it back. You're not in trouble. You're dead where you stand!
Can you say Oh shit?
by CDSmith1967 February 20, 2017
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contains a HUGE amount of hydrogen
sulfide, contained in the familiar and
noxious odor of the proteins breaking
down from bacterial growth within...
you guessed it, a rotting egg.
And boy! those are straight up nasty.
contains a HUGE amount of hydrogen
sulfide, contained in the familiar and
noxious odor of the proteins breaking
down from bacterial growth within...
you guessed it, a rotting egg.
And boy! those are straight up nasty.
by CDSmith1967 January 22, 2006
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Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.
When you drink too many glasses of milk or some lowdown bastard spikes your food
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.
by CDSmith1967 March 6, 2019
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however, the previous author is on the money on the definition:
Some guys (and some girls!) get turned on at the
sight of a pregnant woman.
however, the previous author is on the money on the definition:
Some guys (and some girls!) get turned on at the
sight of a pregnant woman.
When I saw the girl next door was 8 months pregnant,
I had suddenly gotten one helluva boner!
Who knew that I was a maeiusophile...
... a pregnant fetish-kind of guy?
I had suddenly gotten one helluva boner!
Who knew that I was a maeiusophile...
... a pregnant fetish-kind of guy?
by CDSmith1967 December 18, 2005
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