To rub your nose at a girl's body parts.
When nuzzling her neck, take in the smell of her perfume.
But in more intimate situations, nuzzling at her breasts is
even better. Trust me.
When nuzzling her neck, take in the smell of her perfume.
But in more intimate situations, nuzzling at her breasts is
even better. Trust me.
The girl squealed in surprise, then
laughed out loud as her amorous boyfriend
pressed his face into her big, soft breasts.
Then she said, teasingly as he began to
nuzzle her:
"EEP! You horny bastard! Stop! I'm ticklish there! Hahaha!!"
laughed out loud as her amorous boyfriend
pressed his face into her big, soft breasts.
Then she said, teasingly as he began to
nuzzle her:
"EEP! You horny bastard! Stop! I'm ticklish there! Hahaha!!"
by CDSmith1967 August 04, 2007
The after effects of shagging without rubber.
When your girl starts knitting booties as she
sports a baby bump, you know you'll HAVE to either
get hitched or pay child support.
When your girl starts knitting booties as she
sports a baby bump, you know you'll HAVE to either
get hitched or pay child support.
I know I want a cute girl to be knitting booties,
but I need have cabbage to support her and her
kids... once we're married.
but I need have cabbage to support her and her
kids... once we're married.
by CDSmith1967 October 14, 2006
Same as The Eminem salute, the freeway salute, the Jersy salute,
the finger, the bird, just to flip off the ones you really can't stand.
In other words , the middle finger.
the finger, the bird, just to flip off the ones you really can't stand.
In other words , the middle finger.
There was many a time
That Roy Lee acted a prat.
Seriously, he was an older version
Of a poseur, a brown noser, and a really spoiled brat.
So, whether it was behind his back
Or right in his PLAIN VIEW,
I'd showed him my middle digit
And with no hesitation, too!
Though I had quit that job,
I've given him the one-finger salute...
Just to prove he's a big loser...
AND to piss him off, to boot!
That Roy Lee acted a prat.
Seriously, he was an older version
Of a poseur, a brown noser, and a really spoiled brat.
So, whether it was behind his back
Or right in his PLAIN VIEW,
I'd showed him my middle digit
And with no hesitation, too!
Though I had quit that job,
I've given him the one-finger salute...
Just to prove he's a big loser...
AND to piss him off, to boot!
by CDSmith1967 November 05, 2005
To have sexual intercourse; to have sex or get sexed;
to screw, get screwed, or busy screwing;
to get laid; doing the bump and grind;
to fuck, getting fucked, or busy fucking...
Yes... a lotta names for an act of pleasurable sex. :)
to screw, get screwed, or busy screwing;
to get laid; doing the bump and grind;
to fuck, getting fucked, or busy fucking...
Yes... a lotta names for an act of pleasurable sex. :)
by CDSmith1967 October 27, 2005
The girl was flat-chested before; now she looked like
she had put great big balloons under shirt... that is...
until she took off that shirt! WOW!!
she had put great big balloons under shirt... that is...
until she took off that shirt! WOW!!
by CDSmith1967 October 14, 2005
The scientific name of the subject is maeiusophilia;
however, the previous author is on the money on the definition:
Some guys (and some girls!) get turned on at the
sight of a pregnant woman.
however, the previous author is on the money on the definition:
Some guys (and some girls!) get turned on at the
sight of a pregnant woman.
When I saw the girl next door was 8 months pregnant,
I had suddenly gotten one helluva boner!
Who knew that I was a maeiusophile...
... a pregnant fetish-kind of guy?
I had suddenly gotten one helluva boner!
Who knew that I was a maeiusophile...
... a pregnant fetish-kind of guy?
by CDSmith1967 November 12, 2005
Some old fuck was yelling at me for no reason, so I walked past hi, gave him the finger and yelled, "Ahhh, bite my ass, you peckerwood son-of-a-bitch!"
by CDSmith1967 January 05, 2016