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When you have the absolutely worst case of diarrhea that you feel like
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.
When you drink too many glasses of milk or some lowdown bastard spikes your food
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.
by CDSmith1967 March 6, 2019
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contains a HUGE amount of hydrogen
sulfide, contained in the familiar and
noxious odor of the proteins breaking
down from bacterial growth within...
you guessed it, a rotting egg.
And boy! those are straight up nasty.
contains a HUGE amount of hydrogen
sulfide, contained in the familiar and
noxious odor of the proteins breaking
down from bacterial growth within...
you guessed it, a rotting egg.
And boy! those are straight up nasty.
by CDSmith1967 January 22, 2006
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situation that makes you wonder if you'll
get out of it with your ass either intact
or injured but intact...
With no help from ANYONE... EVER.
(See up shit creek, screwed, fucked up, and screwed six ways till Sunday.)
Imagine a small piece of metal in a
F5 tornado.
Now, imagine yourself in a social situation
that is equally like the F5 tornado and you
being the small piece of metal.
situation that makes you wonder if you'll
get out of it with your ass either intact
or injured but intact...
With no help from ANYONE... EVER.
(See up shit creek, screwed, fucked up, and screwed six ways till Sunday.)
Imagine a small piece of metal in a
F5 tornado.
Now, imagine yourself in a social situation
that is equally like the F5 tornado and you
being the small piece of metal.
A guy lends his credit card to a relative to
help her out. Said relative runs up the limit
to card, and commits credit fraud. Guy gets
stuck with the bill, and is facing $15,000
owed for purchases he didn't make. Relative
chooses toskip town while the guy tries
to pez out every crying dime to said bill
before the po-po and the courts make him
Bubba's playmate for being a credit criminal.
However, the store cameras did scope out
the scenery and backed his claims, and
now the relative is up shit creek.
Both parties went twisting in the wind for
that one!
help her out. Said relative runs up the limit
to card, and commits credit fraud. Guy gets
stuck with the bill, and is facing $15,000
owed for purchases he didn't make. Relative
chooses toskip town while the guy tries
to pez out every crying dime to said bill
before the po-po and the courts make him
Bubba's playmate for being a credit criminal.
However, the store cameras did scope out
the scenery and backed his claims, and
now the relative is up shit creek.
Both parties went twisting in the wind for
that one!
by CDSmith1967 April 9, 2009
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n.- one who attempts to impose his or her
moral code upon others.
In other words: A purtianical person who
tries to dominate your way of life by forcing
THEIR way of life down your throat.
An aggressive prude that engages in censorship,
behaves like a puritain, and condemns you as
if they were a religious zealot because they
are acting like so full of pride when they are
really full of shit.
n.- one who attempts to impose his or her
moral code upon others.
In other words: A purtianical person who
tries to dominate your way of life by forcing
THEIR way of life down your throat.
An aggressive prude that engages in censorship,
behaves like a puritain, and condemns you as
if they were a religious zealot because they
are acting like so full of pride when they are
really full of shit.
Some bluenoses get TOO aggressive in their
idea in censorship. They need to get 21st
century and get laid.
idea in censorship. They need to get 21st
century and get laid.
by CDSmith1967 April 18, 2006
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1. a servant, loser, or lackey, to heap abuse on for any mistakes or failures he or she makes.
2. Status for someone who deserves the beatdown heaped on for
stupid shit they did or stupid shit they said.
1. a servant, loser, or lackey, to heap abuse on for any mistakes or failures he or she makes.
2. Status for someone who deserves the beatdown heaped on for
stupid shit they did or stupid shit they said.
Example #1- You stupid fuckin' slap monkey! For that, you earned this ass-beating, motherfucker!!!
Example #2- You punk ass bitch... your status just dropped to the level of a slap monkey.
Now, get ready for a relentless but well-deserved beatdown.
Example #2- You punk ass bitch... your status just dropped to the level of a slap monkey.
Now, get ready for a relentless but well-deserved beatdown.
by CDSmith1967 June 30, 2008
Get the slap monkey mug.(noun)- the emmission of gases for the anus, produced
by the breakdown of starches, sugars,and protein in
the large intestine.
(verd)- to release said gases violently with either a
loud, blubbering noise, a soft purr, a short, loud blast,
or a silent whoosh. However, said gases may have different
olfactory factors ranging from the scent from a paper
mill to that of rotting cabbage.
by the breakdown of starches, sugars,and protein in
the large intestine.
(verd)- to release said gases violently with either a
loud, blubbering noise, a soft purr, a short, loud blast,
or a silent whoosh. However, said gases may have different
olfactory factors ranging from the scent from a paper
mill to that of rotting cabbage.
Never fart in ANY enclosed places.
That would be considered torture in
anyone's book, even the Geneva Convention
would not condone it.
"Awww... MAN!!! Smells like rotten
Easter eggs getting a perm!" - From Mighty Max
That would be considered torture in
anyone's book, even the Geneva Convention
would not condone it.
"Awww... MAN!!! Smells like rotten
Easter eggs getting a perm!" - From Mighty Max
by CDSmith1967 October 15, 2006
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The term was originated when someone sliced
into a new wheel of cheese, but most likely
a brick of Limburger cheese... which stinks
terribly despite it being fresh cheese.
(If you HAD smelled Limburger cheese before,
you know what I'm talking about!)
The term was originated when someone sliced
into a new wheel of cheese, but most likely
a brick of Limburger cheese... which stinks
terribly despite it being fresh cheese.
(If you HAD smelled Limburger cheese before,
you know what I'm talking about!)
Daryl: Aww man! WHOOO!!! Who cut the cheese?!
Michelle: Owen, man, get outta here, you funky bastard!
Owen: Hey, I didn't fart! Damn it, I didn't!!
LATER...
Daryl: What's that smell...?
Michelle: (looking innocent) I don't know.
Daryl: Oh! Oooo!! Girl, you got the car all
stanky! Roll down those windows, you lyin' ho!
Michelle: Owen, man, get outta here, you funky bastard!
Owen: Hey, I didn't fart! Damn it, I didn't!!
LATER...
Daryl: What's that smell...?
Michelle: (looking innocent) I don't know.
Daryl: Oh! Oooo!! Girl, you got the car all
stanky! Roll down those windows, you lyin' ho!
by CDSmith1967 January 18, 2006
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