When a chick is masturbating but for some reason can't finish herself off and she just leaves herself sore. Like blue balls, but totally different.
So I was playing with this guy online and fingering myself and he turned out to be a douchey disappointment. I tried to finish but it wasn't working, I just ended up blue holed and I did it to myself.
A person wearing a Bluetooth earpiece whose aura of self-importance demands all of your time and attention, yet will ignore you completely to answer an incoming call; a person resembling a Borg drone due to wearing a bulky, asinine-looking Bluetooth earpiece, except Borg drones are more creative and interesting
The bluehole stood in the aisle tapping his foot; as soon as I arrived to wait on him he ignored me to take a call.
Verb
1. a word used by PC players of the online game "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" also known as "PUBG" to refer to the game crashing, bugging out, or simply not functioning as intended.
2. a word used to describe a situation or experience that did not meet expectations.
See also: screwed, fucked over
"I was going to go out tonight but my car totally blueholed me."
"I was going to drop in Pochinki but I got blueholed. I'm going to try to reconnect."
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.