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A person wearing a Bluetooth earpiece whose aura of self-importance demands all of your time and attention, yet will ignore you completely to answer an incoming call; a person resembling a Borg drone due to wearing a bulky, asinine-looking Bluetooth earpiece, except Borg drones are more creative and interesting

The bluehole stood in the aisle tapping his foot; as soon as I arrived to wait on him he ignored me to take a call.

bluehole by Niggardly Eisenhower October 2, 2006

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Bluehole

1)A person who while wearing a bluetooth wireless earpiece goes into a rant with the person they are speaking to. 2)An aggravated Bluetool.

Sue: Did you see that jerk screaming on his bluetooth, what a bluetool.

Ralph: No... he is a blueHOLE!

Bluehole by Root-San May 31, 2007

Related Words

bluehole • bluehole baby • Blue holed • Blumhole • a blue hole • Blue Holiday • Blue Holing • Blue Honey • blue hose • Blue hotel

bluehole baby

An individual who was born from a mother with a blue waffle. Typically used when the individual smells horrible, or has very poor hygiene in general.

Wit yo stanky ass! You must be a bluehole baby!

bluehole baby by iKiKrew May 3, 2017

a blue hole

A city run by Democrats for generations which is marked by crime, gangs, corruption and high costs.

Man, Detroit has been a blue hole for years!

a blue hole by I, Wreckerrr December 29, 2020

blue hole

Links on websites, mostly Wikipedia, which send you to pages with more links on them. Time consuming and inescapable, they are the internet equivalent of a black hole.

-Why are you so tired?
-I got stuck in a blue hole last night. I started on Richard Dawkins and ended on the belt system of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. It took me two hours.

blue hole by dghmxs November 17, 2010

Blueholed

Verb
1. a word used by PC players of the online game "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" also known as "PUBG" to refer to the game crashing, bugging out, or simply not functioning as intended.

2. a word used to describe a situation or experience that did not meet expectations.

See also: screwed, fucked over

"I was going to go out tonight but my car totally blueholed me."

"I was going to drop in Pochinki but I got blueholed. I'm going to try to reconnect."

Blueholed by 305Goose May 30, 2018

Blueholed

When playing pubg and anything glitches and you die

I was driving a dacia and out of nowhere I got blueholed and it exploded

Blueholed by Spaded4 May 5, 2018

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026