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Blowthor 

The wind blowing 'pagan' icon being put onto the renovations to a Lubbock Highway.
Guy1: You see what those fundies did to Blowthor?
Guy2: No shit man, they smashed him up.
Guy1: Dumbasses paying for a highway then breaking it.
Blowthor by Divergent Reality November 5, 2004
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Rusty Blowtorch 

Passing gas into another's mouth and subsequently having that person exhale into the flame of a lighter, creating a blowtorch effect. Often peformed as the grand finale to a rusty trombone concerto. Can also be used as a means of ignition for the Amazon Firefighter.
a.k.a. Rusty Flamethrower.
In honor of my birthday, Allison used a rusty blowtorch to light the candles on my cake.
Rusty Blowtorch by Guido Sandwich December 7, 2009

Bavarian Blowtorch 

When a female is performing fellatio on a man who has gas and proceeds to light his flatulence on fire in the middle of the fellatio act.
I was getting a Bavarian blowtorch from this midget the other night and totally charred the drapes.
Bavarian Blowtorch by Rusty Obrien November 18, 2011

Cuban Blowtorch 

When a woman eats a spicy habanero chili and goes down on a guy
why is there an ice pack in your pants" "Kristi gave me a Cuban Blowtorch yesterday and now my junk hurts
Cuban Blowtorch by RyPMadi September 16, 2010

Waluigi blowtorch 

When you wank to a picture of waluigi and then burn the picture, leaving his charred body, which youwankto again
Kyle #1: Bro, I was home alone last night, so I did a Waluigi Blowtorch all over my kitchen!

Kyle #2: Yo, that’s tight!

redneck blowtorch 

The act of igniting one's own intestinal gasses for entertainment or survival.
Bubba: Hey ya'll...last night me an' Billy Joe Jim Bob got lost in the woods, so I had him light a fire usin' his redneck blowtorch

Skeeter: So.....that's how ya'll burned off yer eyebrow.
redneck blowtorch by Skyyza April 22, 2011

backdoor blowtorch 

I'm gonna be able to light a huge backdoor blowtorch since I ate all those beans.
backdoor blowtorch by Rexford March 5, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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