Blowthor

The wind blowing 'pagan' icon being put onto the renovations to a Lubbock Highway.

Guy1: You see what those fundies did to Blowthor?
Guy2: No shit man, they smashed him up.
Guy1: Dumbasses paying for a highway then breaking it.

by Divergent Reality November 5, 2004

Rusty Blowtorch

Passing gas into another's mouth and subsequently having that person exhale into the flame of a lighter, creating a blowtorch effect. Often peformed as the grand finale to a rusty trombone concerto. Can also be used as a means of ignition for the Amazon Firefighter.
a.k.a. Rusty Flamethrower.

In honor of my birthday, Allison used a rusty blowtorch to light the candles on my cake.

by Guido Sandwich December 7, 2009

Bavarian Blowtorch

When a female is performing fellatio on a man who has gas and proceeds to light his flatulence on fire in the middle of the fellatio act.

I was getting a Bavarian blowtorch from this midget the other night and totally charred the drapes.

by Rusty Obrien November 18, 2011

Cuban Blowtorch

When a woman eats a spicy habanero chili and goes down on a guy

why is there an ice pack in your pants" "Kristi gave me a Cuban Blowtorch yesterday and now my junk hurts

by RyPMadi September 16, 2010

Waluigi blowtorch

When you wank to a picture of waluigi and then burn the picture, leaving his charred body, which youwankto again

Kyle #1: Bro, I was home alone last night, so I did a Waluigi Blowtorch all over my kitchen!

Kyle #2: Yo, that’s tight!

by YeetWaluigiYeet June 23, 2019

redneck blowtorch

The act of igniting one's own intestinal gasses for entertainment or survival.

Bubba: Hey ya'll...last night me an' Billy Joe Jim Bob got lost in the woods, so I had him light a fire usin' his redneck blowtorch

Skeeter: So.....that's how ya'll burned off yer eyebrow.

by Skyyza April 22, 2011

backdoor blowtorch

lighting your farts on fire.

I'm gonna be able to light a huge backdoor blowtorch since I ate all those beans.

by Rexford March 5, 2008