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blowtorched 

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you and a couple homies trying to heat on each other. If you ever saw Yo Mamma, that's what I'm talking about. Also can be defined as blowtorch, blowtorching, etc.
Xavier: This dude's so black, I hear people call him THE SHADOW!

Big Rob: DANG!... this boy got blowtorched!
blowtorched by pimpmaster25 March 27, 2008
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Rusty Blowtorch 

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Passing gas into another's mouth and subsequently having that person exhale into the flame of a lighter, creating a blowtorch effect. Often peformed as the grand finale to a rusty trombone concerto. Can also be used as a means of ignition for the Amazon Firefighter.
a.k.a. Rusty Flamethrower.
In honor of my birthday, Allison used a rusty blowtorch to light the candles on my cake.
Rusty Blowtorch by Guido Sandwich December 7, 2009
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Bavarian Blowtorch 

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When a female is performing fellatio on a man who has gas and proceeds to light his flatulence on fire in the middle of the fellatio act.
I was getting a Bavarian blowtorch from this midget the other night and totally charred the drapes.
Bavarian Blowtorch by Rusty Obrien November 18, 2011
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Cuban Blowtorch 

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When a woman eats a spicy habanero chili and goes down on a guy
why is there an ice pack in your pants" "Kristi gave me a Cuban Blowtorch yesterday and now my junk hurts
Cuban Blowtorch by RyPMadi September 16, 2010
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Waluigi blowtorch 

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When you wank to a picture of waluigi and then burn the picture, leaving his charred body, which youwankto again
Kyle #1: Bro, I was home alone last night, so I did a Waluigi Blowtorch all over my kitchen!

Kyle #2: Yo, that’s tight!
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redneck blowtorch 

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The act of igniting one's own intestinal gasses for entertainment or survival.
Bubba: Hey ya'll...last night me an' Billy Joe Jim Bob got lost in the woods, so I had him light a fire usin' his redneck blowtorch

Skeeter: So.....that's how ya'll burned off yer eyebrow.
redneck blowtorch by Skyyza April 22, 2011
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backdoor blowtorch 

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lighting your farts on fire.
I'm gonna be able to light a huge backdoor blowtorch since I ate all those beans.
backdoor blowtorch by Rexford March 5, 2008
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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