Brotender 

A brotender is a bartender who is also a close friend. A brotender looks after his friends like he looks after his bar. Making sure they don't drink too much or hit on married women with angry jealous husbands. If need be the brotender will give you a ride home.

Dude, Brian, I'm so glad I have you as my brotender. Without you that Marine would have kicked my ass if I had hit on his wife.

Brotender by Yomin Kitkat April 11, 2009

brotender 

Someone who pretends be a bro, even though he really isn't.

Sam, stop being such a brotender, you're not a true bro.

brotender by money719 June 27, 2010

brender 

Brender - One who brends. A brend is a process in which you take RDFa that you "like" and brend it with other brenders on social media or other media channels.

Imagine how it will feel to wake up and see your your brend as a brender is REWARDING you EVERY DAY in a variety of ways...The best part? The rewards are the result of doing things we are already doing everyday (like brending songs, pictures, and games throughout our social graphs). Rippln HQ and Brending LLC An Ohio Company is excited to release a new cartoon that gives a broad OVERVIEW of how the Brending Rippln Rewards game works. This is the FIRST in a series of videos that will help educate, entertain, and enlighten the marketplace of how the rewards will be shared inside the Rippln ecosystem. We begin our new series with the story of a normal day in the life of Joe, (brender) waking up to his cell phone ... brenders everywhere. The video email will explain why many technology experts and entrepreneurs believe that Rippln will be remembered as the Renaissance responsible for the shift in our world as we know it today. Most folk are nomal people that just want to use the internet the way they like not what others think you like. That's why Joe was created. Joe Brender ROCKS! (pun) For the first time all the brenders of the world (aka- the Ripple Makers) (aka -brending brigade) are integrated into the Billions of dollars THEY are creating for tech companies. Keep Rippln! Rippln HQ Did you "like" it when you reddit ? Text RippleTeam to 90210 today and plug in as a brender with other brenders brending brends every day for free.

brender by Kiwanis2015 June 21, 2013

Bartenderita 

Female bartender

Bro: that bartenderita is hottt

Bartenderita by Mudbonic plague November 23, 2021

Brotendo

When a stranger is about to ask you something. When that person is most likely on drugs

Stranger:What's up brotendo, I was thinking about getting my foreskin sewn back on.

Brotendo by Potatobum March 25, 2015

budtender 

The person at a medical marijuana "dispensary," or "clinic," who tends to the patients' medicinal needs. He/she works with you and helps you decide what will be the ideal medicine for you to purchase, and in what quantity.

These are also some of the luckiest motherfuckers on the face of the earth. Despite that, you should still tip them as heavily as you can possibly afford to.

"The budtenders here are so helpful and friendly!" "That budtender is really hot. I think I'm gonna blow him and see if I can get any free medicine out of it...

budtender by 420_J July 4, 2011

Salt My Dish, Bartender 

Hey CUNT! Bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, CUNt

Hey fag come salt my dish, bartender

Usually used to get your point across, or as an insult

Salt My Dish, Bartender by Memein April 18, 2017