brewtender

The baddest bitches that tend the taps at craft breweries!

Damn, those brewtenders know how to give head!

by Malzfrommarz May 30, 2022

Blowtender

An in the closet guy who gets a job as a bartender so he can meet guys to blow.

Trent wasn't paying the bills or meeting any guys, so he got a job as a blowtender at this bar in the gay part of town.

by dj dee jay dj September 11, 2012

Brotender

A brotender is a bartender who is also a close friend. A brotender looks after his friends like he looks after his bar. Making sure they don't drink too much or hit on married women with angry jealous husbands. If need be the brotender will give you a ride home.

Dude, Brian, I'm so glad I have you as my brotender. Without you that Marine would have kicked my ass if I had hit on his wife.

by Yomin Kitkat April 11, 2009

britender

Someone that's a poser and pretends to be British. Possibly uses a fake accent.

Wow, Kat is such a britender.

by Bigschmeat69 February 26, 2017

beertender

a bartender that works at a bar that does not serve liquor or mixed drinks.

Patron- "Can I get two shots of Tequila and two beers, please?"

Bartender- "Sorry sir, we only serve beer at this bar."

Patron to Friend- "We can't get shots, he's just a Beertender."

by TodiRow February 21, 2011

beertender

One who lies on their resume about having bartending experience, but in actuality can only open twist off beers.

Terry poured Canadian Club into someone's club soda, that's when we knew he was a beertender.

by @catfur June 28, 2012

brotender

Someone who pretends be a bro, even though he really isn't.

Sam, stop being such a brotender, you're not a true bro.

by money719 June 27, 2010