bowltender

One who fills the pipe.

Thanks to our heroic bowltender, this party is crispy.

by antipole May 25, 2009

bowlwinder

A bowlwinder is a mega-turd so great in length, that it actually winds around the toilet bowl like a soft serve cone at the Dairy Queen.

Dude, I think I'm going to be sick. I just went to take a leak in the gas station bathroom and somebody left a bowlwinder in there! I think it was staring at me.

by JayDub October 1, 2004

Blowtender

An in the closet guy who gets a job as a bartender so he can meet guys to blow.

Trent wasn't paying the bills or meeting any guys, so he got a job as a blowtender at this bar in the gay part of town.

by dj dee jay dj September 11, 2012

Bowltending

When you push your cereal down below the milk line to make it sure it isn't dry when you eat it.

Without bowltending, this cereal would be so dry.

by shizzamz5 October 9, 2010

Bongtender

A person in which is operator in the act of smoking.

,"Dude, are you going to be bongtender to that Gravity Bong?"

by High-chi-chi-chi September 4, 2011

Balltender

The position or job one assumes when cooking meatballs which constantly need to be watched during the cooking process

Dude, I can't chat with you on facebook anymore. I'm busy being a balltender right now.

by dbldckr October 21, 2010

bolender

The best last name to ever exist

Bolender is a good last name

by Someonename November 8, 2021