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Brotender 

A brotender is a bartender who is also a close friend. A brotender looks after his friends like he looks after his bar. Making sure they don't drink too much or hit on married women with angry jealous husbands. If need be the brotender will give you a ride home.
Dude, Brian, I'm so glad I have you as my brotender. Without you that Marine would have kicked my ass if I had hit on his wife.
Brotender by Yomin Kitkat April 11, 2009
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brotender 

Someone who pretends be a bro, even though he really isn't.
Sam, stop being such a brotender, you're not a true bro.
brotender by money719 June 27, 2010
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Brender - One who brends. A brend is a process in which you take RDFa that you "like" and brend it with other brenders on social media or other media channels.
Imagine how it will feel to wake up and see your your brend as a brender is REWARDING you EVERY DAY in a variety of ways...The best part? The rewards are the result of doing things we are already doing everyday (like brending songs, pictures, and games throughout our social graphs). Rippln HQ and Brending LLC An Ohio Company is excited to release a new cartoon that gives a broad OVERVIEW of how the Brending Rippln Rewards game works. This is the FIRST in a series of videos that will help educate, entertain, and enlighten the marketplace of how the rewards will be shared inside the Rippln ecosystem. We begin our new series with the story of a normal day in the life of Joe, (brender) waking up to his cell phone ... brenders everywhere. The video email will explain why many technology experts and entrepreneurs believe that Rippln will be remembered as the Renaissance responsible for the shift in our world as we know it today. Most folk are nomal people that just want to use the internet the way they like not what others think you like. That's why Joe was created. Joe Brender ROCKS! (pun) For the first time all the brenders of the world (aka- the Ripple Makers) (aka -brending brigade) are integrated into the Billions of dollars THEY are creating for tech companies. Keep Rippln! Rippln HQ Did you "like" it when you reddit ? Text RippleTeam to 90210 today and plug in as a brender with other brenders brending brends every day for free.
brender by Kiwanis2015 June 21, 2013

Bartenderita 

Bro: that bartenderita is hottt
Bartenderita by Mudbonic plague November 23, 2021
When a stranger is about to ask you something. When that person is most likely on drugs
Stranger:What's up brotendo, I was thinking about getting my foreskin sewn back on.
Brotendo by Potatobum March 25, 2015

budtender 

The person at a medical marijuana "dispensary," or "clinic," who tends to the patients' medicinal needs. He/she works with you and helps you decide what will be the ideal medicine for you to purchase, and in what quantity.

These are also some of the luckiest motherfuckers on the face of the earth. Despite that, you should still tip them as heavily as you can possibly afford to.
"The budtenders here are so helpful and friendly!" "That budtender is really hot. I think I'm gonna blow him and see if I can get any free medicine out of it...
budtender by 420_J July 4, 2011

Salt My Dish, Bartender 

Hey CUNT! Bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, CUNt
Hey fag come salt my dish, bartender

Usually used to get your point across, or as an insult
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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