Blow Dance 

Instead of getting a lap dance from a skinny girl, u get a lap dance from a bigger/husky girl and while her back side is turned to you, she lets a round of queefs in your face.

Guy one: Dude im going to go get a lap dance.
Guy two: Screw that im goin to get a blow dance!
Guy one: What the hell is a blow dance?
Guy two: I'll tell ya this, dont smell me after i get one.

Blow Dance by menergy June 9, 2010

Lapjob Blowdance

When a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. This lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, cum all over the inside of her thighs. Then, you pour cocaine all over the semen and then make the woman snort the cocaine/semen mixture from her thigh area.

Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.

I paid a Chinese hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. She told me I had to supply the blow. About 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. The quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.

Lapjob Blowdance by Fluffywillow November 1, 2011

Blowmance 

When your friend gets a blowjob from some girl and thinks that he's in love

He thought they'd be together forever after that party, but it turned out to be a short-lived blowmance.

Blowmance by ErikTheViking November 20, 2010

blowmance 

The long term relationship between a person and cocaine that is very hard to break

The people on Celebrity Rehab almost seem hopeless. They have had such long term blowmances.

blowmance by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

Blowmance 

1. When she says you can't have any unless you give her some romance first, at which point you pull out your beef bazooka and ram it into her corkhole.

2. Pre-emptive, take charge fellatio.

Not wanting to be touched, she said she had a headache. That's when he grabbed the back of her head and applied some blowmance.

Blowmance by Wyatt Junker October 7, 2009

blowmance 

Like a bromance, except in this relationship, one or both of the members are participating in oral sex.

Guy 1: John and I are really good friends. I spent last weekend at his house, it was awesome.
Guy 2: Dude, you guys totally have a blowmance.

blowmance by eatyourface97 October 13, 2009

Blowdane 

girl who is sexually promiscuous, a slut; a derogative insult usually describing a woman of loose character; someone who sleeps around

Janet: Oh my God! That girl over there is pregnant and shes only 15 years old!
Roxy: I know her. She's been with at least 5 guys. She is such a blowdane.

Blowdane by classic chick December 14, 2010