1. When she says you can't have any unless you give her some romance first, at which point you pull out your beef bazooka and ram it into her corkhole.
2. Pre-emptive, take charge fellatio.
Not wanting to be touched, she said she had a headache. That's when he grabbed the back of her head and applied some blowmance.
Latest bullshit offering from septic firm Maybelline, makeup for eyebrows. Specifically intended for silly bitches suffering from acute princess syndrome leaving them with something over their eyes that looks like cross between a rat’s turd and a dead caterpillar.
“Have you seen Maggy’s eyebrows? She’s got more hair there than a gorilla’s armpit!”
“Maybelline browmance.”