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A low budget re imagination of the popular scary movie hostel starring a bunch of b2k dudes.

Named by Patrice Alejandra and Mo ibrahim.
"this movie is like a black hostel"

.......wait, its more liike BLOSTEL"
Blostel by King mo. November 3, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
to be very high from smokeing large amounts of ganja.
asiel:did you see that boy mike?

zach:hell yea that boy blosted!!

toasted
blosted by yeyo gonzalez April 13, 2010
Related Words
A boss of an organization. Someone that can
provide back-up. Bostel can also be used to call pitbull dogs. Also known as the "big boss"
Dimelo Bostel, que tu hace?

Ese tigre e bien heavy, tremenndo bostel
bostel by Colombianxl December 17, 2007

blowtella 

getting a blowjob with nutella on your penis
Sully got a nice blowtella.
blowtella by taziria October 25, 2012
(1) To advocate for an argument or position, using exaggeration or bending the truth if necessary.
I want a lawyer who will bloster my claims!
Bloster by patidaho May 3, 2009

Bloster Knot 

To inhale,"Blow" a line of a powdered narcotic off of a meaty wangulus, "erect penis" in a dirty fashion.
Cora took a mighty Bloster Knot at Eric's party last night.

bostelman 

A Bostelman is a fetish where participants urinate or defecate into a large litterbox filled with sprinkles, jimmies, Dippin' Dots or M&Ms to be eaten later.

The participants may or not be dressed in ill-fitting suits.
Escort Agency:"you'll need to stop by a drug store before meeting the client. Pick up a few bags of M&Ms"

Escort:"I'm not doing a bostelman again, am I?

Escort Agency:"Don't worry, there's an extra hundo in it for you."

Escort:"This is the last time I'm visiting Nebraska"
bostelman by florkus March 28, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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