Bloste

Head explosion or when a fireball hits at your face cause you are dumb and spray cans of bugspray into an open flame in a mailbox. Could be used when someone has an extreme face sunburn.

*zack has fire sprayed in face because they are dumb and think a match, buspray, and a mailbox is a great combination.*

zacks friendd: DUDE!!!! BLOSTE!!!

by Haley C June 14, 2006

Coffee Booster

Coffee consumed in various amounts which may enhance the bowel movement generating effects of a push meal, sometimes loosening consistency and commonly adding an expolsive component.

That coffee booster that I had with my push meal really caused a rectal exorcism.

by Cornsonthehouse September 15, 2022

boosterclot

An absolute gongshow of a smell, it's the sweaty aroma of teenage kids.

This locker room smells like boosterclot.
Your emo boyfriend smells like boosterclot.

by NutMacWillie February 5, 2020

Pond Blaster

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.

Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!

by Swimsical November 13, 2019

Blusterfuck

A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.

You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.

by Fed up September 8, 2018

Yahboo Boostea

1. He is the patron saint of vagabonds. He appears at concerts, equipped with tubes of glue, paper bags, and Dollar Store makeup, in order to comfort those in distress.

2. A word salad title given to someone when you cannot recall their real name.

Girl: Who is this Yahboo Boostea I keep hearing about?

Boy: He is you, you are him. Praise Yahboo.

by JiggyWitchyPoo April 23, 2020

Boosted Bonobo

A Boosted Bonobo is a person that is incapable of completing the simplest of task. It is often associated with NightBlue3 as he is known to be the biggest Bonobo of them all.

Hahahaha your such a Boosted Bonobo

by M8Damon October 13, 2016