Bloster

(1) To advocate for an argument or position, using exaggeration or bending the truth if necessary.

I want a lawyer who will bloster my claims!

by patidaho May 3, 2009

Bloster Knot

To inhale,"Blow" a line of a powdered narcotic off of a meaty wangulus, "erect penis" in a dirty fashion.

Cora took a mighty Bloster Knot at Eric's party last night.

by Chasifer McScruff May 12, 2006

Coffee Booster

Coffee consumed in various amounts which may enhance the bowel movement generating effects of a push meal, sometimes loosening consistency and commonly adding an expolsive component.

That coffee booster that I had with my push meal really caused a rectal exorcism.

by Cornsonthehouse September 15, 2022

boosterclot

An absolute gongshow of a smell, it's the sweaty aroma of teenage kids.

This locker room smells like boosterclot.
Your emo boyfriend smells like boosterclot.

by NutMacWillie February 5, 2020

Pond Blaster

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.

Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!

by Swimsical November 13, 2019

Blusterfuck

A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.

You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.

by Fed up September 8, 2018

blister shaft

A male sex organ afflicted with a sexually transmitted disease

Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018