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Random word used frequently when there is nothing else to say, or you or too dumbfounded to think of a word. used as commonly as lol on aim
alex: bro you're such a fag!
brian: uh ummm BLOSHC!
alex: whats that mean?
brian: means BLOSHC!
Bloshc by Zacky R August 16, 2006
Hard anal sex, usually against a railing, bars, or a cactas.
Mike: "Bloshc! Bloshc!"
Tyler: "Ouch Fucker!"
Mike: "Bloshc?"
Tyler: "Nooooooooo!" (Dies)
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Bloshenko 

A Japanese-inspired Russian sex position. It involves battering up in panko bread crumbs and blowing your partner until enlightenment has been reached.

Not to be confused with a Blospanko which has nothing to do with food.
That sushi meal has made me in the mood for a bloshenko. I'm Vladimir Putin, will you be my Anna Chapman? It's gonna be a real spetsnaz of a night.

Vom Blosh 

That jacket is so Vom Blosh sis!

That kit kat tasted absolutely VOM BLOSH!

The moon is looking very Vom Blosh this evening!

I can’t wait to go to Paris and visit Vom Blosh!

Addam is such a flaming VOM BLOSH!

I can’t wait for Valentine’s Day! Cupid is gonna hit me with his Vom Blosh!

Jordan is Vom Bloshing it up!

What brand is that earring? Is it really Vom Blosh?!?
Vom Blosh by augustcall January 13, 2019
Blosh is an adjective used to describe something cool, fresh, trendy, cultivated, refined, connected and beautiful.
Them trainers your wearing our blosh man!
blosh by blosh1980 December 6, 2009
A slang term referring to the female reproductive organs.
"Joey put his face in Suzie's blushcake for almost half an hour."
Blushcake by Connor9205 January 23, 2009
Blosh or Bloshed is a word invented by the legendry Sledge McDappa and Dexter Valentine, the meaning is profound in the sense that one who is bloshed simply means drunk, beyond help, smashed, it can alternatively mean or refer to the point thereafter the bloshedness has taken its victim.
"Dude i feel Bloshed" or Blosh Blesh aye me julie"
Blosh by Jimmy Cruz February 4, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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