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Blosh or Bloshed is a word invented by the legendry Sledge McDappa and Dexter Valentine, the meaning is profound in the sense that one who is bloshed simply means drunk, beyond help, smashed, it can alternatively mean or refer to the point thereafter the bloshedness has taken its victim.
"Dude i feel Bloshed" or Blosh Blesh aye me julie"
Blosh by Jimmy Cruz February 4, 2010
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Blosh is a slang word developed by for members of Tha Bird Flu Crew. A sticker was seen on the back of a mini-van that said 'Blast!' but because of how it was printed, it appeared to be BLOSH at a glance. It was then adapted to be used as an exclaimative statement or used as an adjective or noun.
BLOSH!
That's one bloshified nig nog.
I show them tha mothafuckin blosh, they in awe. I shuffle like a scarecrow dancing to tim mcgraw.
blosh by nyda September 1, 2006

Vom Blosh 

That jacket is so Vom Blosh sis!

That kit kat tasted absolutely VOM BLOSH!

The moon is looking very Vom Blosh this evening!

I can’t wait to go to Paris and visit Vom Blosh!

Addam is such a flaming VOM BLOSH!

I can’t wait for Valentine’s Day! Cupid is gonna hit me with his Vom Blosh!

Jordan is Vom Bloshing it up!

What brand is that earring? Is it really Vom Blosh?!?
Vom Blosh by augustcall January 13, 2019
A sense of dread but overwhelmingly joyful.
dude this acid is nuts. i feel so blosmic
Blosmic by trogman42 August 30, 2020
i just got the new blohsh hoodie, dude.”
blohsh by Lindsey Claire December 13, 2018

Bloshenko 

A Japanese-inspired Russian sex position. It involves battering up in panko bread crumbs and blowing your partner until enlightenment has been reached.

Not to be confused with a Blospanko which has nothing to do with food.
That sushi meal has made me in the mood for a bloshenko. I'm Vladimir Putin, will you be my Anna Chapman? It's gonna be a real spetsnaz of a night.