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Blosh or Bloshed is a word invented by the legendry Sledge McDappa and Dexter Valentine, the meaning is profound in the sense that one who is bloshed simply means drunk, beyond help, smashed, it can alternatively mean or refer to the point thereafter the bloshedness has taken its victim.
"Dude i feel Bloshed" or Blosh Blesh aye me julie"
Blosh by Jimmy Cruz February 4, 2010
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Blosh is a slang word developed by for members of Tha Bird Flu Crew. A sticker was seen on the back of a mini-van that said 'Blast!' but because of how it was printed, it appeared to be BLOSH at a glance. It was then adapted to be used as an exclaimative statement or used as an adjective or noun.
BLOSH!
That's one bloshified nig nog.
I show them tha mothafuckin blosh, they in awe. I shuffle like a scarecrow dancing to tim mcgraw.
blosh by nyda September 1, 2006

Vom Blosh 

That jacket is so Vom Blosh sis!

That kit kat tasted absolutely VOM BLOSH!

The moon is looking very Vom Blosh this evening!

I can’t wait to go to Paris and visit Vom Blosh!

Addam is such a flaming VOM BLOSH!

I can’t wait for Valentine’s Day! Cupid is gonna hit me with his Vom Blosh!

Jordan is Vom Bloshing it up!

What brand is that earring? Is it really Vom Blosh?!?
Vom Blosh by augustcall January 13, 2019
A sense of dread but overwhelmingly joyful.
dude this acid is nuts. i feel so blosmic
Blosmic by trogman42 August 30, 2020
billie eilish’s balm merch company.
“i just got the new blohsh hoodie, dude.”
blohsh by Lindsey Claire December 13, 2018

Bloshenko 

A Japanese-inspired Russian sex position. It involves battering up in panko bread crumbs and blowing your partner until enlightenment has been reached.

Not to be confused with a Blospanko which has nothing to do with food.
That sushi meal has made me in the mood for a bloshenko. I'm Vladimir Putin, will you be my Anna Chapman? It's gonna be a real spetsnaz of a night.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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