Bloshkin

fancy word for getting a blow job in the car

I got a bloshkin on the way to work today..almost crashed my car.

by J...DAWG March 31, 2009

Blowshkin

A sexual move that when a male is driving a car, while getting a blow job from his female partner.

Hey man I just took Victoria on a ride and got a blowshkin!

by I like girls19 March 20, 2010

booshkins

A small, Ryah-sized object. Also referred to as Boosh and The Mighty Boosh.

My Christmas present this year was addressed to "The Mighty Booshkins." I dont know why, exactly...

by Tessieee!! January 30, 2008

Bloshing

A mish mosh of topics on one blog entry.

Bloshing is so much better than writing a long boring blog entry.

by HappyDeviant March 5, 2006

Blochkin

When a person chokes while giving a blumpkin. When a person chokes on penis while giving a blow job to a person sitting on a toilet taking a shit.

I gave my girlfriend the funniest blochkin last night. She gagged right as i dropped a turd, yessssss!

by BSleepy June 13, 2010

boshkin

boshkin, from the name of a very beatiful lady.

1. v, to fuck up something which was a certainty

2. n, Something which was a dead cert until blown out of the water, through no fault of your own, by extraneous circumstances.

1. "Man, I can't believed you boshkinned that hottie by getting your wanger out."

2. "That horse was a boshkin. Who would've thought with those odds that its arse would prolapse mid-race?"

by Angus April 15, 2005

Blushkington

when you cum and piss at the same time

Yoooo Jimmy did a blushkington

by Wachowster October 13, 2018