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When your mom licks your asshole until it bleeds then sticks a fork and spoon down your urethra/uterus like a dishwasher
"Mom can I go to my Uncle's" " No Jeremy if you ask again I will give you a bloschtinkon."
by Bambi Cock February 26, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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When your mom licks your asshole until it bleeds then sticks a fork and spoon down your urethra/uterus like a dishwasher
"Mom can I go to my Uncle's" " No Jeremy if you ask again I will give you a bloschtinkon."
by Bambi Cock February 26, 2020
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When your mom licks your asshole until it bleeds then sticks a fork and spoon down your urethra/uterus like a dishwasher
"Mom can I go to my Uncle's" " No Jeremy if you ask again I will give you a bloschtinkon."
by Bambi Cock February 26, 2020
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