bloinkin

the act of some dumbass thinkin that gettin a blowjob on a toilet is called a "bloinkin" so from now on, any body who says something stupid, then call them bloinkin.

that bloinkin just said he seen a pig fly into an elephants ass.

by Piggyfats December 7, 2011

bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017

blinking 12 generation

The typically 50+ year old individuals who have a blinking 12:00 on their VCR. These people frequently have difficulty understanding and using anything electronic or computer related. If they do use such devices, it will normally be only for exactly their use, no more.

My dad asked me to program a show on his VCR because he is a member of the blinking 12 generation.

by Mark Greenblatt July 3, 2005

Bloonkin

Similar to a blumpkin, except it means to receive a blow job while playing the internet game, Bloons.

"Emily I told you I didn't have time for sex, but I'll take a Bloonkin."

Jerry's Bloonkin was so good he beat level 100.

by CaddyDan February 18, 2009

Blinking trick

The blinking trick occurs when you are stoned out of your fucking mind and blinking while walking makes you speed up. It almost appears as if you can teleport. Blinking for long enough might make you turn into the flash or maybe even sonic the hedgehog.

Person 1: How the fuck are you moving so fast?
Person 2: I'm just using the blinking trick dumbass

by Yung Petrol January 22, 2020

bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee.

by Verity M. November 8, 2017

BLOINKISS

/bloiNGk-kis/
Verb.
When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca a the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him, because she just couldn't take it any more, he lacked the ability to hase afer her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by BOBTHEPOTATOFROG November 21, 2017