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The feral countenanced beloved of a friend who, due to body or facial hair, appears more sasquatch than human.
Ex. 1: Though Jen loved Mike, she was certain that her friends perceived him only as her significant sasquatch.
Ex. 2: I have it on authority of an expert that the perfect gift for my significant sasquatch is a pig ear.
Ex. 2: I have it on authority of an expert that the perfect gift for my significant sasquatch is a pig ear.
by Malazoth November 18, 2010
Get the significant sasquatch mug.Short for "Wall of Text: Did Not Read." A way of telling poor writers to learn how to use punctuation and paragraphs to make their work readable. Often used on forums for MMORPGs to respond to long-winded, poorly formatted rants about class changes.
"Dude, did you see that post in the Shaman forums? That guy was pissed!"
"I saw it, but I didn't read it. I just replied WOT:DNR"
"I saw it, but I didn't read it. I just replied WOT:DNR"
by Malazoth February 11, 2014
Get the wot:dnr mug.A designation for a gay or lesbian partner, often found in the obituaries of newspapers in the deep South. "Partner" is too much like "spouse" and so newspapers in the south print obits often using this term.
Survivors include his mother, Wanda Jenkins, his sister, Dianne Masters, and his Special Friend James McElroot.
by Malazoth December 2, 2013
Get the Special Friend mug.A hybrid life form. One part Snuggy, one part shuggoth, Snuggeths come in five sizes: small, regular, large, extra-large, and Cthonic.
by Malazoth November 7, 2010
Get the Snuggeth mug.1. A term used by players of the MMORPG to describe the current class favored by the Blizzard development team (most notably Eyonix) which receives unprecedented consideration and favored treatment.
2. In any MMORPG a character class which relies heavily on a tamed pet, bound demon, or some other minion.
2. In any MMORPG a character class which relies heavily on a tamed pet, bound demon, or some other minion.
1. "Dude, patch 3.2 is out and it seems that the pet class is still the paladin."
"That's Eyonix for you. What a douche."
2. "I can't decide if I want to be a healer or a pet class."
"You can be be both - be a paladin."
"No, I meant like a hunter or a warlock or someone who can crank out serious damage."
"Um... yeah.... Be a paladin."
"That's Eyonix for you. What a douche."
2. "I can't decide if I want to be a healer or a pet class."
"You can be be both - be a paladin."
"No, I meant like a hunter or a warlock or someone who can crank out serious damage."
"Um... yeah.... Be a paladin."
by Malazoth August 4, 2009
Get the Pet Class mug.Sociology is a pseudo-intellectual discipline similar to economics but without all of the mathematical rigor the latter discipline pretends it possesses.
Sociology 101 is awesome! We talk about how we feel about statistics rather than do any number crunching! I know what I want to major in, now!
by Malazoth December 2, 2013
Get the sociology mug.noun - A Republican or other conservative who takes a smug, holier-than-thou attitude towards people who don't believe that the earth is flat, Jesus only loves rich white people, or otherwise disagrees with their idiotic view point.
Resmuglicans are also adept at recycling valid arguments used by Democrats but in such a way that these arguments are invalid. When faced with simple facts and the truth they are dismissive.
Resmuglicans are also adept at recycling valid arguments used by Democrats but in such a way that these arguments are invalid. When faced with simple facts and the truth they are dismissive.
Cathy: "We should impeach Obama now for the unnecessary war in Afghanistan!"
Kieth: "No, Cathy, the war in Afghanistan is essential. You're just saying that because Bush needed to be impeached for the war in Iraq which was predicated on the lie of WMDs. You're such a god damned Resmuglican sometimes."
Cathy: "Whatever. You don't know what you're talking about."
Kieth: "Look! It's a well spoken black man advocating free college education, health care, and civil rights?"
Cathy (grabbing her gun with a look of panic on her stupid face): "WHERE?!?!?!"
Kieth: "No, Cathy, the war in Afghanistan is essential. You're just saying that because Bush needed to be impeached for the war in Iraq which was predicated on the lie of WMDs. You're such a god damned Resmuglican sometimes."
Cathy: "Whatever. You don't know what you're talking about."
Kieth: "Look! It's a well spoken black man advocating free college education, health care, and civil rights?"
Cathy (grabbing her gun with a look of panic on her stupid face): "WHERE?!?!?!"
by Malazoth August 18, 2009
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