Bloofie 

When one receives anal sex and at the same time is getting a blow job

i gave a bloofie last night, it was an exhilarating experience.

Bloofie by bloofie June 15, 2010

bloofindoogus

A person prone to mistakes and foolish behavior.

Man, Blarkin tested a fart again and failed. I found his pants in the diswasher. What a bloofindoogus!

bloofindoogus by chickenmcfweeb June 12, 2020

Bloomfield, NY

A town with two types of people. Rich people who claim to be poor even though they drive to school in a Porsche, and the people who are the most disgusting trailer trash you have ever wittiness. The town has approx. 2 roads and about 500 people. Somehow, there is a large population of juggalos in this town whos smell strongly pollutes the air.

An example of the school in Bloomfield, NY
you see that kid riding to school in the ferrari?
ya he was right next to the group of juggalos wearing wrangler jeans and an ICP shirts.

Bloomfield, NY by aceace453 November 27, 2011

bloofer 

a (female) vampire; most probably from a child's mispronunciation of beautiful as in 'bloofer lady'

"the child... gave as his reason for being away that a 'bloofer lady' had asked him to come for a walk... The wounds seem such as might be made by a rat or a small dog..." (Bram Stoker, 'Dracula', Ch. XIII)

bloofer by Khuy-n-inpw June 10, 2009

bloomfield high school 

The is the school for the mixed people. Thotty Whites, Bitchy Blacks, Hoeing Latinos. Where they have blackouts on sunny days. And where there track teachers go to sexually assault students. And when there is fights for no reason. What a great day it is to be a Bloomfield Bengal.

John - Oh you go to Bloomfield High School?
Mary - Yea
John - That’s where all the thots, bitches and hoes go. That mixed school is so dumb

bloomfield high school by OnDeadHomies October 24, 2019

Broofie 

Instead of spiking a women's drink with a date rape drug, you spike it with Plan B.

Sarah: Hey are you wearing a condom?

Colin: Ummm No... but were good.

.....Later the next day......

Josh: Hey Colin I heard you raw dogged Sarah last night, aren't you worried you got her preggos??

Colin: No man I Broofied her at the bar before I took her home.

Josh: Well played sir...

Broofie by Chris Waltham August 10, 2012

Bloomfield, Ny

A town where everyone pretends to be "country" even though they're not. A place where the school is made up of greasy ass people who don't take showers and call themselves juggalos, whores who get pregnant and have baby daddy drama that they post on facebook and rednecks from generations of inbreeding.

Smells like cowshit we must be in Bloomfield, Ny

Bloomfield, Ny by titties33 January 1, 2012