blonderexic

1. Someone who fears being anything but blonde.

2. Ladies who are addicted to the bleach & highlights.

omg! Look at barbie over there. She's so blonderexic, bleaches her hair like, every week.

by ThePoisonApple September 26, 2008

blonderexic

Being so addicted to bleaching your hair that it's almost white, flat, monochromatic, and burnt to a frizzle.

Vicki Gunvalson from The Real Housewives of Orange County is blonderexic and needs to just shave her head and start over.

by Spiral Jacobs August 5, 2008

bonerexic

describing a girl that will not or refuses to give head

Hey, how are you and your girl doin?

We're doin good but it turns out that she's bonerexic.

by daweedmane October 26, 2009

Blondorexia

A condition where someone has hair dyschromia; the inability to see the true color of their hair. They will often bleach it to the point where it becomes frizzy and breaks off, and still not be satisfied.

This condition often goes hand in hand with Tanorexia.

"Omg, did you see that frazzed hair? She is totally Blondorexic!"

"That's a total case of Blondorexia. It's practically white!"

by artistenoire September 25, 2008

Blondearexia

A person who is addicted to dying their hair lighter and lighter while complaining constantly to anyone who will listen that it isn't blonde enough.

I suffered from blondearexia for years. Now my hairdresser refuses my requests to "go blonder."

by Nessy Opal August 4, 2010

blondelexia

Suffering a blond moment to the Nth Degree.
(also bblexia: bleach blondelexia)

Scott could have slapped himself over his blondelexia about what happened.

by scott mccowan July 29, 2007

blonderexia

Coined by Kim Vo on "Shear Genius," a condition where a person thinks they can only improve their hairstyle by bleaching/lightening their hair. Also has to deal with the idea of being blonde and thin to be beautiful, hence the (ano)"rexia" part.

My friend Janet wants to bleach her hair for the third time this week! I think she's suffering from blonderexia.

by bobco August 3, 2008