blautering 

When Barack Obama is talking in his speech about nothing, and saying the same thing over and over about nothing. Also when he back tracks to try and save his ass.

Oh my fucking god Obama is just sitting there blautering...

God that nigger is blautering again.

blautering by LoLo2121 October 17, 2008

Bloitering 

The act of getting a blowjob while loitering; most commonly done at Wal-Mart.

Guy1: Hey dude I just got bloitered outside Wal-Mart.

Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!

Bloitering by HorrariousJesus June 17, 2010

mexican battering ram 

When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.

I was hungry so I gave her the ol' Mexican Battering Ram. Beans everywhere. Refried Creampie.

mexican battering ram by afternoondelight77 July 19, 2011

stop blabbering 

stop blabbering

(verb): to shut up and stop engaging in meaningless philosophical discussions.

boy: Dad, i don't understand the point of homework, so therefore, I'll say it in Latin, damno quod non intelligo

Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about learning what you need in order to get into high school.

stop blabbering by Uncle Dimma August 20, 2013

butt bartering

(verb) The acquisition of money, drugs, or other products and favors in exchange for sexual services which most oftentimes include anal sex.

The old man began to tell some of the neighborhood children about a simpler time he remembered as he sat on his porch. “Now I ain’t calling anyone a prostitute or anything” Uncle Roger began, grinning as he spoke, “But that ol girl Betsy was out here butt bartering before butt bartering was cool. Sheeeeet, I remember back in the day you’d know who was holding the good blow in the neighborhood just from watching where that ho was going to….they’d also have a clean house cause that was ol girl’s specialty. If a person had an eight ball of the good why Betsy’d be putting some of that dirty butt on them and have the house cleaned and squared away by the time the dope was all gone”.

butt bartering by Nikki Stixx September 5, 2022

billions of blistering blue barnacles

Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.

(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!

billions of blistering blue barnacles by Fearman September 26, 2007

blabbering 

when someones talking shit

She was blabbering about her boyfriend all day.

blabbering by lessiecomeback March 7, 2007