blautering
When Barack Obama is talking in his speech about nothing, and saying the same thing over and over about nothing. Also when he back tracks to try and save his ass.
blautering by LoLo2121 October 17, 2008
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Bloitering
Guy1: Hey dude I just got bloitered outside Wal-Mart.
Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!
Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!
Bloitering by HorrariousJesus June 17, 2010
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mexican battering ram
When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.
mexican battering ram by afternoondelight77 July 19, 2011
stop blabbering
boy: Dad, i don't understand the point of homework, so therefore, I'll say it in Latin, damno quod non intelligo
Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about learning what you need in order to get into high school.
Father: I am in a bad mood today, now stop blabbering; grade school isn't about discerning the latent meaning of homework. grade school is about learning what you need in order to get into high school.
stop blabbering by Uncle Dimma August 20, 2013
butt bartering
(verb) The acquisition of money, drugs, or other products and favors in exchange for sexual services which most oftentimes include anal sex.
The old man began to tell some of the neighborhood children about a simpler time he remembered as he sat on his porch. “Now I ain’t calling anyone a prostitute or anything” Uncle Roger began, grinning as he spoke, “But that ol girl Betsy was out here butt bartering before butt bartering was cool. Sheeeeet, I remember back in the day you’d know who was holding the good blow in the neighborhood just from watching where that ho was going to….they’d also have a clean house cause that was ol girl’s specialty. If a person had an eight ball of the good why Betsy’d be putting some of that dirty butt on them and have the house cleaned and squared away by the time the dope was all gone”.
butt bartering by Nikki Stixx September 5, 2022
billions of blistering blue barnacles
billions of blistering blue barnacles by Fearman September 26, 2007
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