Bloip

A Bloip is a fart that travels upwards towards the front of your legs and eventually exits out of the crease between your inner thigh and nutsack. It usually happens when sitting (often during car rides) and is caused by wearing tight pants. The bloip is characterized by it's unique and often unsettling sensation as you feel the pocket of air travel from your butthole up between your legs, and then "pop" out of either side of your ballbag, either tickling or stinging your scrotum.

Nothing makes your face look quite the way it does after a bloip.

by Cm24 November 18, 2018

Bloip

Bloip is the word for the sound a waterdrop makes. When it hits for example a water surface it makes a "bloip" sound.

Therefore, when someone says or type bloip, they mean a waterdrop sound.

The word "bloip" is usually not used in sentences, because its a sound, and not really a word.

by GPH Itzzo March 8, 2019

Blippi

The kind of guy who poops on his friends.

Eric: "What the hell happened to you??"
Chang: "I was over at my friend Stevin's house and had to use the john."
Eric: "And?"
Chang: "He came in, started playing Harlem Shake, and then pooped all over me!"
Eric: "That's gross, man! He sounds like a real Blippi!"
Chang: (wiping poop from his face) "You're telling me!"

by Blippee July 12, 2023

bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017

bloopitty

When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.

Boss : Why are you so late today ?

Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.

by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018

Blip blop

Used in the conversations of pewdipie and jackscepticeye ,can be referred to as the language of the gods

Blip blop ship shop ding dong

by Garvthejackfan September 13, 2019

Bloapy

A round bodied fish that swims humorously. The term is typically applied to fancy goldfish, but not exclusively.

"Check out the new bloapy I got for my aquarium!"

by Bloap February 11, 2018