Someone who just can't decide if their is life right. Always changing house, boyfriend/girlfriend, never sure if they like someone, will always cheat on someone or they keep arguing or falling out with friends then getting temporary friends to make the ex friend jealous.
Scott: Damn! That girl is such a blipper, she needs to get her act together!
Rhandri: ikr! She's cheated on a couple guys to and she's never had a friend for more than 10 days!!
A firearm of dubious or haphazard-construction--generally a handgun, or a concealable ballistic-weapon of a similar nature. Prone to shooting off-center, jamming, misfiring, or some other misfortune which could prove catastrophic at times where a gun is warranted
blud tried to stick a goofy-looking motherfucker with big ears and small feet but the blipper caught fire and exploded into a hundred pieces, so he hurried the fuck outta there instead
A sexual device such as a "rooster" (cock-ring outfitted with protuberant device) that is designed to stimulate the woman's clitoris during an act of sexual intercourse to abet the female partner's achievement of orgasm. Related word: French Tickler.
"I finally made Alice come last night, Norton. Thanx for letting me borrow your rooster."
"Anytime, Ralphie Boy -- just ask, 'n the clit blipper's yours."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*