Mangrenade

A loose cannon, liable to go off at any time causing severe damage to those around him. Often found armed with a brown paper bag of exceptionally strong skuzz.
Christ alive, check out Mangrenade... That shit can't be legal!
by sweet September 08, 2003
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nice price

Generic term used to describe anything which is good. (Prefix with "that *really* is a" and recite slowly to reverse the meaning)
A pint of Steela for one pound: "That's a nice price".

A topless lady with lovely boobs: "That's a nice price."

A bottle of Sol in a west end bar for six pounds and fifty pence: "That *really* is a nice price".

Claire Short in a peep-hole bra: "That *really* is a nice price".
by sweet September 08, 2003
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Istanbul twist

A position used to provide sexual gratification to a male partner without intercourse wherein the the partners are naked in the 'spooned' position, on their sides, with the man's the one on the outside of the spoon erect penis firmly between the ass cheeks of the woman or person on the inside of the spoon who flexes, and gyrates, effectively twisting, rubbing, and pulling the erect penis to orgasm.
She wanted to save herself for marriage, but she did the Istanbul twist for me and blew my mind.
by Sweet August 01, 2003
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boaty

A nautical device used for impregnating boys and tidying ale up. Usually furry of body and partially bearded of face. Rarely found in the UK due to summer migration to Cyprus, Prague, Amsterdam etc. Often stored in sub-terranian bars, esp. in the Aldwych area of London.
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Monging

Usually 2 people who favour the dead...
who go out and find a dead pregnant woman... one of them jumps on the stomach of the women, whilst the other waits and eats "what comes out".....

Although this doesnt need to be done with a pregnant women
o look bondage matthew and skeener are monging that woman
by sweet May 28, 2004
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hand shandley

Similar to a wank but with a much, much smaller penis and frequently utilising maternal pornography.
Timmay looks a bit flushed... I think he's just had a covert hand shandley.
by sweet September 08, 2003
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white trash

UK definition...

Generally family of chavs where the parents dont work or atleast dont declare it....

The family will live in a council house and have about 12 children all called Kev or Trav....

These children will cause chaos in school and drop out when they have their first chance and will never amount to more than their parents...

Most of these people earn more than an honest working person and thanks to the government get away with it...
Why can't white trash spell their own name its only 3 letters long and theyve got it written on their hand and their brothers have the same name... and they have cousins with the same name.... and their dad has the same name?
by sweet May 28, 2004
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