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blogosphincter

Muscles that control the release of mental and emotional waste products from the mind into the chat room or blog site.
Dude: I have a pain in my blogosphincter.

Doc: Can you post me a sample?
blogosphincter by Diego Mendez March 21, 2009
Related Words
Blodo Blodomy Bloob Bloo blode bladow blogosphere biodome blodge blomo

bloo passport 

A term used by the UK's prime minister, Boris Johnson, to define the life changing colour shift in the passports used in the UK.
"No! But you will be receiving a lovely new BLOO passport."
bloo passport by Archieh804 March 1, 2021

Blodgetize 

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.
Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.
Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010

Blodreina 

1. noun Red Queen
2. noun Octavia Blake's title in Season 5 of the CW TV show "The 100". Denotes her tendencies towards violence and power and her habit of wearing blood as warpaint.
"Blodreina is right."
Blodreina by clexplex July 26, 2018

blondourage 

(n.) An entourage of attractive, scantily clad young blonde women that accompany a high-profile male celebrity to public events. Generally, but not limited to Los Angeles due to weather. Please note, a female cannot have a blondourage.
"Hugh Hefner is amazing. I saw him out at MOOD last night with seven blonde bunnies. He's got quite a blondourage"
blondourage by HelenHar January 30, 2007
"An oral but quite pleasant way to calm down your fuckboy", this term refers to orally stimulating another male's genitals to cause an irruption within him. This act is usually done by the female counterpart, or with someone with feminine characteristics.
"Blorpie had done a sloppy blojob on her step bro"
Blojob by C0mMaster102 January 15, 2021