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Getting a blowjob, while playing cod (call of duty).
"Dude, I got blod last night, best thing ever!"
blod by superman321 March 29, 2010
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From Old Norse blóð, from Proto-Germanic *blōþą (“blood”)
From Proto-Germanic *blōþą, of unknown origin. Cognate with Old Frisian blōd (West Frisian bloed), Old Saxon blōd (Low German Bloot), Old Dutch bluot (Dutch bloed), Old High German bluot (German Blut), Old Norse blóð (Swedish blod), Gothic 𐌱𐌻𐍉𐌸 (blōþ).
Blod means Blood, it's that simple.

Nothing really that can be used as an insult as the other totally made up definitions found in this "Dictionary" ...

However it also has this other definitions:
From Middle High German blode, from Old High German blōdi, from Proto-Germanic *blauþijaz, *blauþaz (“weak, soft, timid”). Cognate with Old English blēaþ (“gentle, shy, cowardly, timid; slothful, inactive, effeminate”) and English blate (“bashful, stupid”) and bloat (“be swollen, be worthless”).
Blod by KegLock May 23, 2019
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Ahhh, the retched iphone Boot loop of Death, this is a common occurrence for iphone 6 users as myself, i came here to write this because i am very sad, can we hit 2 likes?
Me: My iphone is having a BloD rn ind i cri
You: ha loser, imagine having an iphone 6
Me: yea but its sorta dead
You: Fuckin Looser
Me: Ok ima go dig out my iphone 5c
You: why is this random so fucking weird
BloD by gnhfvaebvew,ybaew September 7, 2020
im blod.
blod by C0OCHIE MAN November 19, 2020

blod junior 

celtic welsh for younger sibling
blod junior by king becky September 16, 2020

stfu blod 

stfu blod by Jellydog7 June 15, 2021

Blodgetize 

to Blodgetize (v): to proclaim something as fact even though the information stated originates from deep inside one's ass. Most appropriate when making predictions of a company's stock price, earning estimates, or other financial related facts. Henry Blodget, the disgraced internet analyst, is known to have perfected the technique of passing off complete bullshit stock estimates as fact in the late 1990s and early 2000s.
Gene Muenster predicted there would be 600K iPads sold over Easter weekend. That way way off, he completely Blodgetized his estimates.
Blodgetize by ZeFrank April 5, 2010
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