Blojob

"An oral but quite pleasant way to calm down your fuckboy", this term refers to orally stimulating another male's genitals to cause an irruption within him. This act is usually done by the female counterpart, or with someone with feminine characteristics.

"Blorpie had done a sloppy blojob on her step bro"

by C0mMaster102 January 15, 2021

Blojob

A combination of Blofeld and Oddjob. One of the lesser-known Bond villains. NEVER to be confused with blowjob

He said you looked like Blofeld...he said you looked like Oddjob...he said you looked like a cross between Blofeld and Oddjob...you look like Blojob." - Stephen "Goggle-eyed Monster" Merchant

by DickieAnderson July 30, 2011

blojob

a blow job with pure visual optics heritage

god i just had a great blojob based around the refractive index of 1.53 through my angle of incidence

by Tony Bulbasaur March 29, 2009

Surprise blojob

When your laying in bed with your girlfriend and she says "my phone fell out of my pocket" then she pulls your pants down and you ask "what's happening down there!?" And she muffles "I'm giving you a surprise!" This is clearly the best type of blowjob scince you dong nag and beg + you aren't suspecting it 😉 then you cum and your girlfriend finds her phone.

"Yo, my gf just gave me a surprise blojob it was the best experience of my life!" "Damn I need some of that!"

by Tristan Auto September 2, 2023

jimikki blowjob (JBJ)

The act of sucking off your man's cock whilst wearing a specific set of culturally significant Indian earrings.

''Guys, Amy wants to give Laz a jimikki blowjob (JBJ). Yes The full JBJ''

by Osce Balasubramaniam February 20, 2020

steve blowjobs

Any person that gives apple products an unwarranted amount of praise.

"Man, Shawn is such a hipster."
"For sure man, he's a total Steve Blowjobs"

by Spencer Utica September 20, 2014

Schrodinger's Blowjob

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

Dude, would you risk taking off the blindfold in the Schrodinger's Blowjob?

by therealchuckster June 21, 2022